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Friday, March 30, 2018

Roadside Sustenance


Pocket: I can't believe you dragged us all the way out into the middle of nowhere--
Coulson: But you said you two needed an adventure.
Pocket: Without packing adequate provisions!
Coulson: I got confused, okay? With you two giving up everything for Lent--
Pocket: Lent's over, soldier!
Coulson: Like I said, sir, I got confused. Sorry.
Denim: At least that roadside shop had these candies. And look sir, their English!
Pocket: I don't suppose they had any Jelly Babies?
Denim: I could go ask them.
Pocket: Good idea! Send Coulson back. He's got a lot to atone for!
Coulson: But sir, please! Couldn't I consume my Licorice Allsort first?
Pocket: What? You mean... Oh, very well. Go ahead.
Coulson: Thank you, sir.
Pocket: That's the problem with Lent. All that sacrificing puts me in an easygoing mood.

Friday, March 23, 2018

A Positive Mental Attitude


Pocket: Sometimes I wonder if there's anyplace left to conquer.
Denim: From here, it certainly looks as if this area's been conquered already.
Pocket: Somewhere below must be a hive of scum and villainy.
Denim: That's good, sir. Way to keep a positive attitude.
Pocket: It's essential when seeking a civilization to conquer. 

Friday, March 16, 2018

A Little Illumination Goes A Long Way


Wow, it's like a lightbulb switched on in my head!
Suddenly, I'm inspired!!
I can do great things this year!!!

Friday, March 9, 2018

On Sleeping Dinosaurs


Denim: Why do Dinosaurs need to drink so much coffee, sir?
Pocket: They're so much older than us. It helps them stay awake all day.
Denim: We could let them take the occasional nap.
Pocket: Then they might wake up in the middle of the night!
Denim: Right. We can't let anyone discover what we get up to at night.
Pocket: Well, we could, but then we'd have to Exterminate them.

Friday, March 2, 2018

Getting Carried Away


Pocket: Stop jostling me, Cadet. Let me sleep.
Denim: It's not me, sir! The ground appears to be moving!
Pocket: Alert! Alert!! Earthquake Alert!!!
Denim: I think it's a bit more serious than that.
Pocket: Oh no. Not another stone monster!
Denim: I'm afraid so, sir!
Pocket: Exterminate All Stone Monsters!! Exterminate All Stone Monsters!!!