A Reason To Stay In The USA

Denim: I don't get it. Why do we need the ketchup, sir?
Pocket: Because the restaurant staff totally ripped us. That's why!
Denim: What do you mean?
Pocket: I wanted all my fries smothered in chili cheese, not just half of them.
Denim: It looks like a decent portion of chili cheese, sir.
Pocket: Are you disputing my assessment, Cadet?
Denim: No sir. In any case, it's a good thing we're in the good old USA, right?
Pocket: What do you mean, Cadet?
Denim: Well, you don't like the ketchup in England, right?
Pocket: Yes, I suppose you have a point there. Still, I prefer chili cheese to ketchup!
Denim: Agreed. Chili cheese rules.