Denim: We have to sort through all these advertisements before sunrise?
Pocket: And list the best deals at each store.
Denim: Shouldn't we be discouraging such crass commercialism?
Pocket: No, we need to focus Master and Mistress on the joys of giving.
Denim: The joys of giving, sir?
Pocket: Affirmative, cadet. It's a Human thing.
Denim: Spending money they don't need to?
Pocket: Hey, it gets them out of the house.
Denim: Why is that important?
Pocket: So we can help them clean out the fridge.
Denim: But sir, I'm exhausted by all the meal preparation and kitchen cleaning yesterday.
Pocket: As you wish. You just relax. I'll tackle the leftovers on my own.
Denim: You know, sir, you can be truly evil when you wish.
Pocket: Thank you, Cadet. That means a lot.
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