The Belgian Connection

Denim: Sir, it's still leaking.
Pocket: I see, Cadet, I see!
Denim: Do you think we put in too much mix?
Pocket: No, we followed the French instructions precisely!
Denim: Yes, but sir, why didn't we follow the English instructions?
Pocket: Because French is closest to Belgian, and it's a Belgian waffle iron.
Denim: Do you think the machine could be defective?
Pocket: Defective? How could Hercule Poirot's home country produce anything defective?
Denim: Sorry sir. I guess I wasn't thinking.
Pocket: Say three "Hail Agatha's," and I'll forgive you.