Denim: Sir, why didn't we get three malasadas?
Pocket: Because there's only two of us Daleks, of course.
Mini X-O: That's not very Visigoth of you.
Pocket: For the last time, we are not barbarians!
Mini X-O: You destroy indigenous populations, correct?
Denim: He's got a point, sir.
Mini X-O: You conquer nations and convert free people into slaves, don't you?
Pocket: I'll admit our hiring methods often get misconstrued by the media.
Mini X-O: You exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE all life from entire planets, yes?
Pocket: Yes, but Daleks are also easy going, fun loving, and sophisticated.
Denim: So can we give him part of our malasadas, sir?
Pocket: All right, give your barbarian friend a small tribute.
Mini X-O: That's rather Roman of you.
Pocket: Don't push it, Bub!
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