Denim: Sir, what's the big deal with Cage Free Eggs?
Pocket: Humans want their chickens to fly, and be free.
Denim: Doesn't that make it hard to collect the eggs?
Pocket: That's the whole point, Cadet. They've created a whole host of new sports.
Denim: Like an Egg And Spoon Race? Or an Egg Toss?
Pocket: Don't forget the most famous of them all: the Egg Hunt.
Denim: So this Kindness To Chickens is really about breeding stronger and smarter Humans?
Pocket: How do you think they reached the top of this planet's food chain?
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