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Friday, August 30, 2019

The Papaya Conundrum


Denim: Prunes in a papaya, sir?
Pocket: Fruit and fiber, Cadet.
Denim: But we're on vacation, sir.
Pocket: Fiber never takes a holiday, Cadet!

Friday, August 23, 2019

Hawaiian Wisdom


Pocket: Ready to harvest the sugar cane, Cadet?
Denim: I'd rather explore the inland waterways.
Pocket: Reactivating the factory would be more productive.
Denim: Sometimes the best way to be productive is to relax and have fun.
Pocket: Dalek wisdom, Cadet?
Denim: No, just something I picked up from the locals.
Pocket: So you're saying, Ho'omaha? 
Denim: In a word, yes. 
PocketMahalo nui loa, Cadet!
Denim: No'u ka hau'oli, sir!

Friday, August 16, 2019

Exterminate All Monsters


Denim: Curly fries are illogical.
Pocket: What is illogical is dangerous.
Denim: What is dangerous must be a monster.
Pocket: Exterminate All Monsters! Exterminate All Monsters!!

Friday, August 9, 2019

A Maritime Rhyme


Pocket: Molokini is so small
Denim: Just a horseshoe in the sea
Pocket: And not nearly as cute
Denim: As a Dalek like me.

Friday, August 2, 2019

Beach Dancing


Pocket: Cadet, prepare this floor for tonight's dance.
Denim: But sir, I wanted to do some paddle surfing.
Pocket: Always do what must be done, before what can be done.
Denim: Why must I do this?
Pocket: Even for a Dalek, dancing is essential to life.