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Friday, February 28, 2020

Sensory Overload


Denim: Look, sir! She's dipping the shortbread into chocolate sauce!
Pocket: What? Where?
Denim: Behind you sir!
Pocket: Such a dizzying array of shortbread! I'm overwhelmed!
Denim: Shall I lead you out past the ice cream counter?
Pocket: Yes please, Cadet.

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