A Question of Swelling and Shrinking

 

Denim: So rising costs mean we get a smaller Cornish Pasty?

Pocket: Yes, you work harder to get less during periods of inflation.

Denim: I thought inflation meant you can pump it up and enlarge it.

Pocket: Then you'd just be full of hot air. 

Denim: You mean like a certain Russian dic--

Pocket: Exterminate that thought, cadet! We're so not going there!

Divide And Consume

 

Pocket: You take that quarter and I'll take this one. We'll leave the other half for the Humans.

Denim: But sir, what if they decide they want it all?

Pocket: With fish this good? No one could be that cruel.

A Call To Arms

 

 

Attention Daleks!

Prepare for border defense.

CRUSH ALL INVADERS!