The Problem With Becoming Too Popular

Rocket: Release the blog, Squeely-kins, or I'll murderize you!
Denim: Do you think this will work, sir?
Pocket: I don't know, Cadet. I didn't mind her occasional guest post, but once she started hogging the blog, I had to take radical action. 

Jazz Up Your Surroundings

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

Tired of the same old surroundings?

Jazz up your blah interiors with this crazy cheese dip!

(Warning: You can't keep it in the jar!! It wants to escape!!!)

Jazz Up Your Taste Buds

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

Tired of the same old flavors?

Jazz up your taste buds with this crazy cheese dip!

(Warning: You can't keep it in the jar!! It wants to escape!!!)

A Dahl Evening

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

Reading is a great way to settle down at the end of a long day.

(Remember how the teacher read to you before Nap Time in Kindergarten?)

The Negotiator

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

Think tender thoughts

but carry a big stick.

Bathe To Impress

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

Good hygiene promotes a positive self-image

and relaxes everyone's nostrils.

(Say, am I pretty now, or what?)

The Scales of Justice

A Guest Blog by Roly Poly Pig

Know your worth

and diet accordingly.

Keep Working!

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

When the concentration wanes, a jolt of caffeine will perk you up.

Then you can get back to work!

On Becoming

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

To appreciate nature is to appreciate oneself.

Comic Relief

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

A Comic Book is a GREAT way to unwind. 

(Especially "The Micronauts"!)

The Secret of Life

A Guest Blog by Roly-Poly Pig

Life is peachy with a cherry on top.