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Friday, February 5, 2016
The Angel Plate
Mrs Frosty: Are you glad we didn't go with them, dear?
Mr Frosty: Of course, dear. Think about it. Why did we need to go away? It's warm, cozy, and quiet with those Daleks gone. We can do as we please!
Mrs Frosty: But we could have gone skiing, eaten at interesting, new restaurants, and made angels in the snow.
Mr Frosty: So? I can make an angel, right here on our plate.
Mrs Frosty: Oh. Perhaps, if we had a french fry, to place above her head?
Mr Frosty: A golden halo? I love it! It's Carl's Jr for lunch!
Mrs Frosty: Carl's Jr for lunch? Then perhaps we should order onion rings instead. They're shaped more like an angel's halo.
Mr Frosty: Once again, you demonstrate your incalculable wisdom, my dear.
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Blue On Fiber
Ah, this fruit will get my systems back into top form.
I always feel better when I've exterminated a little fiber!
Okay, yes, fine: I'll consume the waffle too.
If you insist.
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Ingesting Pancakes
Pocket: We may have tackled more than we can chew this time.
Denim: Nonsense, sir. We're Daleks. No project is too large for us.
Blue: Query: Daleks do not chew. Our nutrient intake systems ingest via--
Denim: It's a Human expression, Blue. Don't get worked up about it.
Pocket: Who does Blue think he is, questioning my word choice?
Denim: Forgive him, sir. He's just overwhelmed by these chocolate chip pancakes.
Pocket: Ah, he's not alone there.
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
The Age of Prudence
Blue: Why was Pocket frightened of--
Denim: He's not frightened. Pocket is never frightened!
Blue: Then why didn't he join us?
Denim: Age has taught him to prudence, that's all.
Denim: Besides, someone had to take our photo.
Monday, February 1, 2016
An Invitation Rejected
Mrs Frosty: What do you think, dear?
Mr Frosty: Thanks for the invitation, good sirs. Perhaps next time.
Pocket: Uh, I just thought, they'll be snow and all...
Mr Frosty: While a trip to the mountains sounds lovely, I'm afraid we'll be much too busy in your absence.
Mrs Frosty: Shall we get stuck in, then?
Mr Frosty: Absolutely! I couldn't wait for them to leave! Is the tea ready then?
Mrs Frosty: Yes, of course, dear.
Mr Frosty: Lovely.
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