Finally, the true reason the dinosaurs were
exterminated
Exterminated
EXTERMINATED!
They didn't brush and floss regularly,
and all their teeth fell out!
Friday, June 15, 2018
Friday, June 8, 2018
The Naked Dinosaur
Hey, you in the case!
Yes you, Mr. Deinonychus!
Look at me when I'm commanding you!!
Put your skin back on, or I'll EXTERMINATE you!!!
Friday, June 1, 2018
Dalek Zen
Pocket: Beauty Alert! Beauty Alert!
Denim: Relax sir, it's too much to take in at once.
Pocket: The colors are just so stark. The scenery so vast. The--
Denim: Reduce your atmospheric intake, sir. Dial down your visual perception.
Pocket: But even my olfactory receptors are overloaded!
Denim: Imagine yourself as a bump on a log sir. You are a stone, unmovable.
Pocket: Thanks, Cadet. I'll initiate my meditation subroutines.
Denim: That's right, sir. Dalek Zen always calms you down.
Friday, May 25, 2018
Red's Seafaring Rhyme
What boat shall I choose?
What course shall I set?
Will I make great discoveries?
That seems a sure bet.
Friday, May 18, 2018
Improvement Comes At A Price
Denim: Ooh, he's shiny.
Pocket: The manual claims he comes with numerous enhancements.
Tank: Earlier models are inferior, and will be exterminated, Exterminated, EXTERMINATED!!!
Denim: Sir, is it possible he's got a screw loose?
Pocket: I'd say that's a distinct possibility.
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