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Friday, October 22, 2021

Doctorin' The Sauce

 

Denim: Sir, which sauce do you prefer?

Pocket: Actually, I like my 4th Doctor hair as it comes.

Denim: I thought we were consuming the 6th Doctor's hair.

Pocket: Both were fashionable foes.

Denim: And colorful Bakers.

Pocket: All right, Cadet. I'll take a little ketchup.

Friday, September 3, 2021

Fishin' And Twitchin'

 

Denim: What shall we do this weekend, sir?

Pocket: We could take a little time off for fishing, if you like.

Denim: Actually, with so many beautiful birds here, I'd rather to do a little twitching.

Pocket: Better you than me, Cadet.

Friday, August 13, 2021

Daleks In Disguise

 

Denim: Sir, do you really think the Cybermen let us into their luau?

Pocket: Don't worry, Cadet. We'll be sipping Pina Coladas and trading jokes with the Cyber Leader before the evening is over.

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

A Perfect Dalek Pudding

 From the annals of Dalek lore:

Denim's Favorite Banana Pudding Recipe:

Cover bottom of bowl with banana slices. 

Spoon in a generous quantity of chocolate pudding.

Sprinkle with Mini M&Ms.

Top with Whipped Cream and Sprinkles.

And most importantly:

Enjoy as you exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE!

Friday, November 27, 2020

An Unforeseen Development

 From the forgotten files of Dalek yore:

Pocket: Hold still, Cadet, I want to try something.

Denim: What are you doing, sir?

Pocket: Just an experiment, Cadet. Nothing to worry about.

Denim: I am experiencing discomfort, sir. Please stop!

Pocket: Remain calm, Cadet. This experiment will benefit all Daleks.


Denim: Now you will call me sir.

Pocket: Oh boy. Talk about unforeseen developments.