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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Reflections From McDonalds: Support Your Local Team


Denim: Why is McDonalds advertising free NFL videos in Kauai, if Hawaii doesn't have an NFL franchise?
Pocket: Sixty-nine players from the University of Hawaii have been drafted into the National Football League, and the state gets behind their players. The NFL Pro Bowl in Honolulu every February is always sold out. Still, they're too far from the mainland to get awarded a franchise.
Denim: I guess that means that folks who live in areas that have NFL franchises should support their teams more. 
Pocket: I suppose, provided they don't watch NFL games when Doctor Who is on.
Denim: Especially not episodes involving Daleks.
Pocket: That goes without saying.
Denim: Then why say it?
Pocket: Why say what?
Denim: Why say "That goes without saying" if it goes without saying?
Pocket: What do you mean? I don't understand your question? Are you trying to confuse me? Confuse me? CONFUSE ME?!? CONFUSE ME!!!!!!!!!

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