Thankful for Family, Friends & Food

K-9: Who is the human female on Master's glass?
Rex: Unknown, but I estimate 98.6% probability that Master is thankful for short skirts.
K-9: So you're not certain then?
Rex: With family, friends, and stuffing to factor in, it's impossible to compute all variables.
K-9: But can we at least project a 100% probability he will have a happy day?
Rex: Yes, provided he leaves room in his abdominal food processing and storage organs for whipped cream and pumpkin pie.