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Friday, February 27, 2015

The Big Freeze


Iron Dalek: That's it? A corn dog?
Thor: Master & Mistress are saving themselves for dessert. They want to try the new Freeze.


Iron Dalek: Now that's what I call a Big Freeze!
Thor: Caution: Objects in the window may appear larger than they are.


Iron Dalek: That's it? This tiny thing?
Thor: This tiny thing? It's as big as we are! It's 880 calories! It's large enough to make a Thal sick to his stomach!
Iron Dalek: That's my problem with life. I always want more.
Thor: What Dalek doesn't? Now are you going to help me exterminate this, or what?
Iron Dalek: Exterminate All Freezes! Exterminate All Freezes!! Exterminate All Freezes!!!
Thor: That's the spirit! Approach everything with enthusiasm, and you are sure to enjoy life!
Iron Dalek: Enough philosophizing! More Exterminating! Now!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 20, 2015

A Chocolate Wedgie

Pocket: Be sure you don't leave any skid marks.
Denim: That'd be painful.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Monday, February 16, 2015

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Monday, February 9, 2015

Thursday, February 5, 2015