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YOUR COMPUTER, PHONE, TABLET, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF INTERNET-SURFING DEVICE COULD GET EXTERMINATED, EXTERMINATED, EXTERMINATED!!!
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Friday, June 30, 2017
What's In Your Cargo Compartment?
Shadow: What do you mean, we have to ride with the cargo?
K-9: It's your own fault. If you wouldn't go around exterminating everyone...
Shadow: I don't exterminate everyone.
K-9: So, you're a selective exterminator?
Shadow: Exactly.
Thursday, June 29, 2017
Mourning For Michael Bond
Denim: A bright light has been extinguished.
Pocket: A voice that brought joy to millions has been silenced.
Denim: You cry, Paddington. We won't exterminate you for your weakness.
Pocket: Mourning isn't a sign of weakness, but a proof of strength.
Friday, June 23, 2017
Top Banana
Pocket: One thing I love about travel is staying in a nice hotel.
Denim: Especially one that serves free breakfast.
Pocket: It's so nice to be treated like a top banana.
Denim: Oh sir.
Pocket: What?
Denim: That's bad. That's just...really bad.
Pocket: Well, don't worry about it. The dining room's still open. We can always hurry back down and get a replacement fruit.
Friday, June 16, 2017
One Intense World
Pocket: What can you see, Cadet?
Denim: I can't see, sir. The sun's so bright it's blinding my ocular sensors.
Pocket: That's the problem with planning an outing. You get everything all prepared, and then the sun shines!
Friday, June 9, 2017
Brain Food
Denim: Ooh, not that stuff again.
Pocket, It's brain food, Cadet.
Denim: I suppose it does add a little color to one's day.
Pocket: Just like us.
Friday, June 2, 2017
The Old Purple Matter
Denim: I'm afraid to ask what this is, sir.
Pocket: It's a Human brain, of course.
Denim: That's disgusting, sir.
Pocket: Only if a person don't use it, Cadet.
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