The Red Pirate

What? 

You think me soft?

You think I've lost the ability to command?

Swab the deck, ye scurvy scum,

or I'll make you walk the plank!

Then I'll exterminate 

Exterminate 

EXTERMINATE you!

A Reason To Stay In The USA

Denim: I don't get it. Why do we need the ketchup, sir?
Pocket: Because the restaurant staff totally ripped us. That's why!
Denim: What do you mean?
Pocket: I wanted all my fries smothered in chili cheese, not just half of them.
Denim: It looks like a decent portion of chili cheese, sir.
Pocket: Are you disputing my assessment, Cadet?
Denim: No sir. In any case, it's a good thing we're in the good old USA, right?
Pocket: What do you mean, Cadet?
Denim: Well, you don't like the ketchup in England, right?
Pocket: Yes, I suppose you have a point there. Still, I prefer chili cheese to ketchup!
Denim: Agreed. Chili cheese rules.

Dinosaur Hygiene

Finally, the true reason the dinosaurs were 

exterminated 

Exterminated 

EXTERMINATED!

They didn't brush and floss regularly, 

and all their teeth fell out!

The Naked Dinosaur

Hey, you in the case!

Yes you, Mr. Deinonychus! 

Look at me when I'm commanding you!!

Put your skin back on, or I'll EXTERMINATE you!!!

Dalek Zen

Pocket: Beauty Alert! Beauty Alert!
Denim: Relax sir, it's too much to take in at once.
Pocket: The colors are just so stark. The scenery so vast. The--
Denim: Reduce your atmospheric intake, sir. Dial down your visual perception.
Pocket: But even my olfactory receptors are overloaded!
Denim: Imagine yourself as a bump on a log sir. You are a stone, unmovable.
Pocket: Thanks, Cadet. I'll initiate my meditation subroutines. 
Denim: That's right, sir. Dalek Zen always calms you down.