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Friday, December 27, 2019
Rick Riordan's Most Charming Character
Blue: My favorite character in Rick Riordan's The Heroes of Olympus series is Piper.
Rusty: Why's that?
Christmas: Give me back my hat.
Blue: I love how she shoots monsters with food from her cornucopia.
Rusty: I enjoyed those scenes too.
Christmas: Give me back my hat, Blue.
Blue: Later, Christmas. I'm having an important conversation with Rusty.
Rusty: Personally, I like how Leo can build anything, and control fire.
Blue: Leo's awesome, but he can't beat Piper's charmspeak.
Rusty: The way he builds his dragon and flying ship reminds me of my talent for invention.
Blue: Perhaps that's why I love Piper. I can be very convincing too.
Rusty: As convincing as Piper? Really?
Christmas: No more waiting! Blue, give me my hat now, or I'll Exterminate you!
Blue: By Aphrodite! You don't need this hat, Christmas.
Christmas: I don't need this hat.
Blue: You will let me keep this hat.
Christmas: I will let you keep that hat.
Blue: You will not interrupt our important discussion again.
Christmas: I will not interrupt your important discussion again.
Rusty: On second thought, Piper might just be my favorite new character too.
Friday, December 20, 2019
Golf With Tulips
Denim: Hooray! The Tulips are out of the fridge.
Pocket: Now it's time to plant them.
Denim: Sir, all this work will seriously deplete my energy reserves.
Pocket: If it helps, think of planting bulbs as putting.
Denim: Look sir, a hole-in-one!
Pocket: Imagine how twenty hole-in-ones will improve our Golf averages.
Friday, December 13, 2019
Sweet Disharmony
Rusty: How you doing with that red dough, blue?
Blue: I don't think it could look more exterminated.
Rusty: Ready to twist and shout?
Blue: You better believe it!
Christmas: What's with all the shouting?
Blue: Just singing carols while we work.
Christmas: I've heard more harmony from Cybermen.
Rusty: Those are fighting words, you seasonal Dalek!
Christmas: Well, I may not approve of your methods, but the results speak for themselves.
Rusty: I guess that means he approves of our work, Blue.
Blue: Forget about him. I had a great time making these with you.
Rusty: Agreed. I'll raise cane with you anytime.
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