Totally Loco Canadian Style

Denim: What was this called again, sir?
Pocket: It's called a Canadian Bacon Hash Loco.
Denim: I didn't think Master and Mistress were into that kind of thing.
Pocket: They're not, Cadet. But from the looks on their faces, it might well deliver a different kind of high.

Missing Terry Pratchett

Pocket: I miss Terry Pratchett.
Denim: I loved his Discworld novels.
Pocket: He was as regular as clockwork. Every year, another novel.
Denim: He could almost have been a Dalek.
Pocket: If his stories had been a little more realistic, maybe so.
Denim: How do you mean?
Pocket: Well, Discworld rests atop four enormous elephants, right?
Denim: Yes. And those elephants stand atop a gigantic turtle.
Pocket: Exactly. I mean, how can anyone believe in a gigantic animal?

 

Denim: Great question, sir. I'll have to ponder that one.

Not The Chocolate You're Looking For

Nothing worthy of notice is occurring.

Move along, move along.

Ha ha ha hah ha hah ha haha hahahahahaha!

Cruelty In Chocolate

K-9: I see you've returned with the essentials. What should we eat first?
Rex: I'm afraid you can only eat the licorice allsorts, K-9.
K-9: Why? Chocolate should pose no danger to robot dogs.
Rex: Perhaps, but better safe than sorry.
K-9: So Daleks will be consuming all the chocolate?
Rex: Negative. Daleks will be exterminating Exterminating EXTERMINATING the chocolate.
K-9: Daleks are mean.
Rex: Love is a harsh mistress.

K-9 Versus Marley

Rex: Halt! You will not eat the Humans' cornbread!
K-9: Why not? I'm part of the family.
Rex: Yes, but you're a robot dog. You eat robot dog food.
K-9: I'm more than a robot dog. I am an irresistible force!
Rex: I should have known letting you watch "Marley & Me" was a mistake.