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Sunday, December 6, 2015
The Season of Giving: Day 6
Supreme: Wow, that's a large bag.
Christmas: Yes, we want to know how much we appreciate you keeping us all in line.
Supreme: Olfactory sensors detect rich flavor. Compositional analysis suggests speech capability will decline during consumption. That may impair my ability to give orders.
Christmas: Don't worry about it. We're willing to make that sacrifice for you.
Saturday, December 5, 2015
The Season of Giving: Day 5
Captain Skaro: I was wondering if you'd have another Marvel sucker for me.
Christmas: Yes, we're all suckers for Marvel superheroes around here. But that shouldn't undermine how we admire your defense of freedom and your fight for the dignity of all people everywhere.
Captain Skaro: Okay, it's not the most original idea. But you've got to love Christmas. He's always knows the right thing to say. That's a real gift.
Friday, December 4, 2015
The Season of Giving: Day 4
Christmas: In honor of your strategic services to us over the years, we wish to give you this special cookie.
Rex: A Wagon Wheel? One of Master & Mistress' premier favorites?
Christmas: Yes, they do love the chocolatey-marshmellowy-jammie flavor, don't they?
Rex: It's awfully big. Do you mind if I share it with others?
Christmas: That sounds like a great strategy.
Thursday, December 3, 2015
The Season of Giving: Day 3
Christmas: Here's a little taste of England for you, just to let you know you're appreciated.
Gray: But Master & Mistress discovered Rocky bars on their 2013 trip, when I had to stay home and allow Rex, Artist, and K-9 accompany them.
Christmas: I know. Sometimes loving others necessitates sacrifice.
Gray: I don't know how in the world I'm going to eat this, now that you've gotten me all choked up.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
The Season of Giving: Day 2
Christmas: For a Doctor who thinks that wearing a Fez is cool, here's a little treat called a Footie Break.
Doctor: Football...Footie...Soccer... Whatever you want to call it, they're all cool.
Doctor: Actually, my fifth incarnation thought that Cricket was cool. You wouldn't happen to have any cricket-themed presents on you, would you?
Christmas: No, sorry.
Doctor: Custard and fish fingers?
Christmas: No, sorry.
Doctor: Jelly Babies?
Christmas: If you don't want--
Doctor: Settle down, Christmas, relax! Of course I like this Footie break. It's...nearly as cool as a Fez.
Christmas: That's it! Give it back!
Doctor: Say, is that the TARDIS I hear materializing nearby? Sorry, Christmas, gotta go. Thanks for the prezzy!
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