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Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 10


Christmas: Artist, we love all your drawings and paintings. You inspire us so much every day.
Artist: Thanks. Uh...
Christmas: I know, it's coming. They just have to finish it. They worked really hard on it. They're nearly finished, really.
Artist: My olfactory sensors record no baking aromas. Heat sensors fail to detect the oven has been used recently.
Christmas: Oh, I think you'll like this better than candy or cookies.



Artist: Salt and Pepper, you knitted this Sunflower just for me? I shall treasure it forever!
Christmas: More than a piece of Dairy Fudge, a Footie Bar, or a freshly baked cookie?
Artist: Shh.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 9


Christmas: Groot, in your own special way, you've stormed the thresholds of our lives, and found a permanent place in our hearts. Please accept this selection of English Toffees and our thanks.
Groot: I am Groot!
Christmas: I agree completely.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 8


Brigadier: What? You've called me away from my duties simply to give me a bag of candy?
Christmas: I think you'll find it worth your time, sir.


Brigadier: Jelly Babies! How did you know I've been missing those?
Christmas: The Doctor may have left you during his fourth incarnation, but not before he gave you a taste for these magnificent treats. Am I right, sir?
Brigadier: Yes, I always appreciated how he shared them with others. Would you care for a Jelly Baby, Christmas?
Christmas: I'd be honored, sir.

Monday, December 7, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 7


Pocket: I heard you were giving out presents.
Christmas: Yes, we couldn't let the first week of December go by without honoring you, our first and best Dalek.
Pocket: My, what an honor. Do you mind if I bring in the cadet to help me unwrap it?
Christmas: Not in the least.



Pocket: A Chocolate Chip cookie from Panera Bread! I'm overcome with your generosity!
Denim: Sir, perhaps it would help if I ate it down to a less unwieldy size?
Pocket: I'm not that overcome, Cadet. Still, I think a little apportioning might be in order.
Christmas: Sharing and Volunteerism. What a wonderful way to celebrate Christmas!
Denim: Christmas certainly likes to get in the last word. Doesn't that bother you, sir?
Pocket: Not in the least, Cadet. Not in the least.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 6


Supreme: Wow, that's a large bag. 
Christmas: Yes, we want to know how much we appreciate you keeping us all in line.


Supreme: Olfactory sensors detect rich flavor. Compositional analysis suggests speech capability will decline during consumption. That may impair my ability to give orders.
Christmas: Don't worry about it. We're willing to make that sacrifice for you.