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Friday, August 10, 2018

Getting Through Their Tough Exteriors


Captain Scarlet: Ah, that's what I've always wanted.
Pinky: You're own spot by the lake?
Captain Scarlet: One I could share with you.
Pinky: You're an old softie.
Captain Scarlet: That's me. A Dalek softie.
Pinky: Aren't we all, dear. Aren't we all.

Friday, August 3, 2018

Evil Beavers


Captain Scarlet: Dam.
Pinky: Watch your language.
Captain Scarlet: Sorry. I just can't take in the scenery over the beaver dam.
Pinky: That's the problem with nature, dear. It's so uncoordinated.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Pyramids Go Bust


How do you like my new home?
By utilizing the power of mathematics, 
my new dwelling will empower me. I will be invincible!

What? You say Pyramid Power is a myth?
Oh well. I'll work on channeling my Biorhythms instead.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Separate But Unequal


How come Pocket and Denim get donuts and pastries,
and I get a granola bar?
What do you mean, "I need to Exterminate a few pounds?"

Friday, July 13, 2018

The Space Race


Beep Beep!
Excuse me, Dalek coming through!
Out of the way! I wish to see the moon lander too!