Pasties In The USA

 

Denim: Who knew we could enjoy Cornish Pasties in America?

Pocket: Only the Mistress, who looked up the recipe.

Denim: What a smart Mistress!

Pocket: No exterminating the Mistress!

Bread Pudding Duel

 

Denim: Sir, this Raspberry Bread Pudding looks too good to eat!

Pocket: I advise you to dive into the ice cream before it melts, Cadet.

Denim: Yes, it's so good! Oh...and yet...oh...ouch...the pain!

Pocket: Alert, Cadet! Brain Freeze Imminent! Pull out! Pull out now!

Experiments In Sourdough: Part 2

Denim: Wow! That sure has risen.
Pocket: Affirmative, Cadet. This homemade sourdough yeast has promise.

Denim: It flattened out though.
Pocket: Any dough will do that when you spread it out, Cadet.
 

Denim: You're right, sir! The sourdough yeast strikes again!
Pocket: Now all we need to do is spread out the ingredients.
 

Denim: Can I put it in the oven, sir?
Pocket: Why not? Just be careful. It's not a hard disk.

Denim: Well, it's a Hard Disk now, sir.
Pocket: My sensors indicate the dough should prove firm but chewy.
Denim: Shall I start cutting then?
Pocket: Why not? You're on a roll.

Experiments In Sourdough: Part 1

Denim: Whoa! What's that pong?
Pocket: That's the wonderful smell of yeast, cadet.
Denim: But sir, we only added flour and water each day.
Pocket: That's how you make yeast for sourdough bread.

Denim: How much flour do we need to add?
Pocket: As we're adapting a recipe, we'll have to play it by ear. 
Denim: But sir, Daleks don't have ears.
Pocket: Watch it, Cadet. Low-brow humor makes you eligible for extermination!

Denim: Whoa!
Pocket: You'd better back up, Cadet.
Denim: You weren't kidding about the extermination, were you?
Pocket: There are serious consequences for being too Kneady.
 

Pocket: Looks like we're nearly finished.
Denim: That's good. I want to get back to watching Doctor Who.
Pocket: Are Daleks in it?
Denim: No, this one's about the Silurians.
Pocket: Then it can wait.

Denim: What happens now, sir?
Pocket: We wait to see if it rises.
Denim: Don't you mean when it rises?
Pocket: Good point. Way to think positive, Cadet.
Denim: Now can we get back to the Silurians?
Pocket: Why not? We've got time.

Related Links:
How To Make Your Own Yeast

Secret Messages from Amazon

Pinky: Look at these packages. Amazon really loves us!
Rusty: No, they're just overworked, as we can't go to stores right now.
Pinky: But all the labels are upside down.
Rusty: When they're this busy, they're bound to let the small things slip.
Pinky: Rusty, think. Why do people put stamps upside down on envelopes?
Rusty: Because they live in the southern hemisphere?
Pinky: Now you're just being silly.
Rusty: Well, when the world goes crazy, you can't take anything seriously.