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Friday, October 31, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Beach Safety Tip 2
Pocket: Always study the waves before getting in the water. Denim: And try to swim where there is a lifeguard on duty. |
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Reflections From McDonalds: Be Eco-Friendly
Denim: Islanders quickly learn not to squander their resources.
Pocket: Every place is more beautiful when people don't litter.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Reflections From McDonalds: Support Your Local Team
Denim: Why is McDonalds advertising free NFL videos in Kauai, if Hawaii doesn't have an NFL franchise?
Pocket: Sixty-nine players from the University of Hawaii have been drafted into the National Football League, and the state gets behind their players. The NFL Pro Bowl in Honolulu every February is always sold out. Still, they're too far from the mainland to get awarded a franchise.
Denim: I guess that means that folks who live in areas that have NFL franchises should support their teams more.
Pocket: I suppose, provided they don't watch NFL games when Doctor Who is on.
Denim: Especially not episodes involving Daleks.
Pocket: That goes without saying.
Denim: Then why say it?
Pocket: Why say what?
Denim: Why say "That goes without saying" if it goes without saying?
Pocket: What do you mean? I don't understand your question? Are you trying to confuse me? Confuse me? CONFUSE ME?!? CONFUSE ME!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Reflections From McDonalds: Try New Menu Items
Pocket: Wouldn't it be great if the McDonalds on Kauai offered a banana pie?
Denim: They do, but only for a limited time.
Pocket: I love this filling!
Denim: Ooh! Yum! Ouch! Say, be careful: this pie's hot!
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Reflections From McDonalds: Eat Mor Chikin
Pocket: I wonder what makes the McChicken sandwich taste so good?
Denim: That's easy. McDonalds raises their chickens free-range, and feed them well.
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Sunday, October 5, 2014
A Fusion of Cultures
Pocket: Pizza in Kauai? Shouldn't we be having Kalua Pork, a Moco Loco, or something with Spam in it?
Denim: The Hawaiians are a welcoming people, and embrace all traditions. Especially ones with good food.
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Hulk Smash Bread
Denim: So this is why they pressurize the cabins in United Economy Plus. It looks like Hulk smashed it!
Pocket: We're going to have fun making sandwiches out of this.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
It's Okay to Start Small, Provided You...
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