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Friday, January 31, 2020

Doubt Vs. Redoubt


Uncertain where you belong?
Feel isolated and alone?
Find a platform and take your stand!

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Friday, January 24, 2020

Talking Arches with Captain Cook


Denim: The sea arch is not as rounded as I thought it would be.
Pocket: Naturally formed arches rarely are.
Denim: I preferred the ones in Utah.
Pocket: Yes, but those were made of sandstone.
Denim: Wouldn't they wash away in the waves?
Pocket: Definitely. 
Denim: So these are more like arches in English cathedrals then?
Pocket: Why else would the British explorer Captain Cook explore Hawaii?

Friday, January 17, 2020

Saddle Up Those Daleks


Denim: So I guess we're back in the saddle again, sir?
Pocket: Well, we are traversing the Saddle Road.
Denim: I could totally exterminate a Moco Loco right now.
Pocket: Hold your horses, Cadet. We just arrived.
Denim: I'm going to ask for extra gravy. 
Pocket: Give it a rest, Cadet. Enjoy the majesty of the Big Island.
Denim: Oh, and I want my egg sunny side up.
Pocket: Great! Now you've got me wanting one!
Denim: Sorry sir. I'll try harder to relax and enjoy the scenery.
Pocket: It's a little late for that now, Cadet!!
Denim: The Saddle Road's not all that long, is it, sir?
Pocket: By Davros, it better not be!!!

Friday, December 27, 2019

Rick Riordan's Most Charming Character


Blue: My favorite character in Rick Riordan's The Heroes of Olympus series is Piper.
Rusty: Why's that?
Christmas: Give me back my hat.
Blue: I love how she shoots monsters with food from her cornucopia.
Rusty: I enjoyed those scenes too.
Christmas: Give me back my hat, Blue.
Blue: Later, Christmas. I'm having an important conversation with Rusty.
Rusty: Personally, I like how Leo can build anything, and control fire.
Blue: Leo's awesome, but he can't beat Piper's charmspeak.
Rusty: The way he builds his dragon and flying ship reminds me of my talent for invention.
Blue: Perhaps that's why I love Piper. I can be very convincing too.
Rusty: As convincing as Piper? Really?
Christmas: No more waiting! Blue, give me my hat now, or I'll Exterminate you!
Blue: By Aphrodite! You don't need this hat, Christmas.
Christmas: I don't need this hat.
Blue: You will let me keep this hat.
Christmas: I will let you keep that hat.
Blue: You will not interrupt our important discussion again.
Christmas: I will not interrupt your important discussion again.
Rusty: On second thought, Piper might just be my favorite new character too.