The Sound and Fury

 

Denim: Wow, that's some storm, sir! 

Pocket: Relax, cadet. It'll soon pass.

Denim: Then we will see the sun again?

Pocket: And the world will be shiny and bright.

Stay Hydrated

 Don't let the heat EXTERMINATE you!

Together Again

 

Denim: The world seems a brighter place when we're together.

Pocket: Agreed, Cadet.

Into Thanksgiving

 

 

Pocket: So what are you thankful for, cadet?

Denim: I'm thankful Master & Mistress showed us "Into The Dalek" last night.

Pocket: That was a good story. I repeat, it was a very good story.

Denim: Well, they may not be good Daleks, but they're good Dalek-lovers.

Pocket: Agreed.

Exploring

 

Here is exactly where I want to be.

Tolkien Crashers

 

 

Denim: Where shall we go today, sir?

Pocket: I was thinking we should help out at Helm's Deep.

Denim: Haven't you heard? That's all over. Everyone's heading back to Edoras.

Pocket: Oh, let's go there then. There's sure to be a rockin' party.

Denim: You think they'll notice us?

Pocket: Not a chance. We'll fit right in, you'll see.

A Question of Swelling and Shrinking

 

Denim: So rising costs mean we get a smaller Cornish Pasty?

Pocket: Yes, you work harder to get less during periods of inflation.

Denim: I thought inflation meant you can pump it up and enlarge it.

Pocket: Then you'd just be full of hot air. 

Denim: You mean like a certain Russian dic--

Pocket: Exterminate that thought, cadet! We're so not going there!

Divide And Consume

 

Pocket: You take that quarter and I'll take this one. We'll leave the other half for the Humans.

Denim: But sir, what if they decide they want it all?

Pocket: With fish this good? No one could be that cruel.

A Call To Arms

 

 

Attention Daleks!

Prepare for border defense.

CRUSH ALL INVADERS!

Engagement

 

Denim: I want what I want!

Pocket: I need what I need!

Denim: I refuse to compromise my ideals!

Pocket: I can never compromise what's important to me!

Denim: You're right, sir. This is fun!

Pocket: And easy, too.

The World in Focus

 

Revel in freedom

Never accept disrespect

Love without reserve

Renewal

 

A nurturing environment

May help you grow.

Change

 

Things will get unstuck

Everything passes away

I can live with that.

Aerial Combat

 

Choom, foom, the cannon ka-booms

Gray zooms through the air

Roar, soar, the Dalek wars

With seagulls everywhere.

A Bovine Lament

 

Why have I awakened

On the head of a cow?

I shall not stay up here

No way, no how!

A Seashore Tete-a-Taste

 

Pocket: What could be better than sampling ice cream on the seashore?

Denim: Well sir, you could have splurged on a Cadbury flake.

Pocket: I'm sorry, but we're a bit short on funds today.

Denim: Okay. How about a fossil hunt next, sir?

Pocket: You're on, cadet!

In-N-Out of Sight

 

Denim: Sir, it seems ever so long since our last appearance.

Pocket: Yes, it has. Such lapses must be Exterminated!

Denim: You mean, like this Animal-Style Cheeseburger?

Pocket: Don't forget the fries, Cadet. One must never forget the fries!

Doctorin' The Sauce

 

Denim: Sir, which sauce do you prefer?

Pocket: Actually, I like my 4th Doctor hair as it comes.

Denim: I thought we were consuming the 6th Doctor's hair.

Pocket: Both were fashionable foes.

Denim: And colorful Bakers.

Pocket: All right, Cadet. I'll take a little ketchup.

Fishin' And Twitchin'

 

Denim: What shall we do this weekend, sir?

Pocket: We could take a little time off for fishing, if you like.

Denim: Actually, with so many beautiful birds here, I'd rather to do a little twitching.

Pocket: Better you than me, Cadet.

Daleks In Disguise

 

Denim: Sir, do you really think the Cybermen let us into their luau?

Pocket: Don't worry, Cadet. We'll be sipping Pina Coladas and trading jokes with the Cyber Leader before the evening is over.