Secret Messages from Amazon

Pinky: Look at these packages. Amazon really loves us!
Rusty: No, they're just overworked, as we can't go to stores right now.
Pinky: But all the labels are upside down.
Rusty: When they're this busy, they're bound to let the small things slip.
Pinky: Rusty, think. Why do people put stamps upside down on envelopes?
Rusty: Because they live in the southern hemisphere?
Pinky: Now you're just being silly.
Rusty: Well, when the world goes crazy, you can't take anything seriously.

Totally Loco Canadian Style

Denim: What was this called again, sir?
Pocket: It's called a Canadian Bacon Hash Loco.
Denim: I didn't think Master and Mistress were into that kind of thing.
Pocket: They're not, Cadet. But from the looks on their faces, it might well deliver a different kind of high.

Missing Terry Pratchett

Pocket: I miss Terry Pratchett.
Denim: I loved his Discworld novels.
Pocket: He was as regular as clockwork. Every year, another novel.
Denim: He could almost have been a Dalek.
Pocket: If his stories had been a little more realistic, maybe so.
Denim: How do you mean?
Pocket: Well, Discworld rests atop four enormous elephants, right?
Denim: Yes. And those elephants stand atop a gigantic turtle.
Pocket: Exactly. I mean, how can anyone believe in a gigantic animal?

 

Denim: Great question, sir. I'll have to ponder that one.

Not The Chocolate You're Looking For

Nothing worthy of notice is occurring.

Move along, move along.

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Cruelty In Chocolate

K-9: I see you've returned with the essentials. What should we eat first?
Rex: I'm afraid you can only eat the licorice allsorts, K-9.
K-9: Why? Chocolate should pose no danger to robot dogs.
Rex: Perhaps, but better safe than sorry.
K-9: So Daleks will be consuming all the chocolate?
Rex: Negative. Daleks will be exterminating Exterminating EXTERMINATING the chocolate.
K-9: Daleks are mean.
Rex: Love is a harsh mistress.