Daleks Vs. Bears

Supreme: Alien menace detected! 
Bear: Momma?
Pinky: Oh, he's a cutie!
Supreme: Whatever he is, he's approaching rapidly! Exterminate! Exterminate!!
Bear: Momma?
Pinky: No wait, don't exterminate him. 
Supreme: He may seem harmless now, but be warned: he'll get bigger with time!
Pinky: Then he'll be even more adorable. Please, let us keep him, at least for a while.
Supreme: Oh…very well.
Bear: Momma?
Supreme: I am not your Momma! I am not your Momma!! I am not your Momma!!!

Defusing A Threat

Captain Scarlet: You're so big and strong and intelligent, you remind me of the Eagles in The Dalek Hobbit, a novel by J. R. R. Deathtothals. My, could that Dalek ever write!

A Deleted Scene From "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"

Captain Scarlet: Excuse me, Mr. Snake, I just wanted to say, 'Way to scare the lubrication fluid out of Dudley!' He's a cruel little Human, and he deserved…uh, okay, sorry! I won't delay you further! Hope you enjoy your new life outside the cage, Mr. Snake!

Say, I didn't realize I could understand Parseltongue. I really am talented!

The Bittersweet Wagon Wheel

Captain Scarlet: The day of final parting has come. Farewell, most excellent of cookies!

Life In A Dry Fishpond

Rusty: Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water too.
Fish: Blub blub blub.
Rusty: Thanks for listening. It feels good to get that off my anterior Dalekanium-yarn casing.
Fish: Blub blub blub.
Rusty: I don't understand. How can you say "Blub blub blub" when you're out of the water?
Fish: Blub blub blub.

The Hand You've Been Dealt

Denim: Sometimes, I don't even know where to begin.
Pocket: Let me help you sort these out.

Protect The Things You Love

Denim: I love the blue ones, and the red ones, and the light green ones, and...

The Perfect Pairing

Pocket: These Rice Krispy squares look like the perfect holiday treat.
Denim: They look nice, but I think Master & Mistress need something to go with them. 

Pocket: Like what?
Denim: How about some pudding and Whipped Cream?

Denim: There: don't they look like they belong together? Nestled so close to each other, they remind me of companionable friends, walking down life's pathway together, hand in hand, taking time to smell the wildflowers and stretch out their arms to let a butterfly alight on their hands.
Pocket: Uh…okay.

Pocket & Denim Daleks

Accepting Big Brother

Denim: Do you ever feel as if someone is watching us all the time?
Pocket: I shouldn't worry. The civil authorities claim most surveillance is bovine.
Denim: You mean benign?
Pocket: That too.

The Bovine Daleks

Denim: Do I really have to do this, boss? It sounds undignified.
Pocket: Trust me, you'll like the result.
Denim: Yeah, I've always dreamed of breaking out in cow spots.

Pocket: I said turn! I need to reach your side!
Denim: Uh, boss? I'm getting a little uncomfortable with this. 

Pocket: Just a few more touches, and we'll be ready.
Denim: I can't wait.
Pocket: Enough! Show me your backside and be quiet!
Denim: Couldn't I just have a Time Out?

Denim: Proximity Alert! Proximity Alert! ProximITY AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Pocket: Finished! Now I ask you, have you ever seen such fine-looking Bovine Daleks?
Denim: I can't see. I've got a cow snout taped to my visual sensor.
Pocket: Your electronic eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
Denim: We're Daleks, not Jedi Knights. We can't wield the Force.
Pocket: No, but we can shake some major Dalek Tail!
Denim: I guess it's just going to be one of those nights…

Pocket & Denim Dalek

Dressing Up

Denim: What's all this for?
Pocket: Wait and see.

Astronaut Preparation

Rusty: I'd better study, if I'm going to be an astronaut!

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How To Reach The International Space Station

Rusty: I can't wait to see my new rocketship blast off!

Where Do You Want To Go?

 

Rusty: That's where I want to go! The International Space Station!

Daleks Must Explore

Rusty: I can't believe we're here at Houston Space Center! 

Daleks must explore! 

Explore!! 

Explore!!!

Time Dilation

Rusty: Why does time pass so swiftly on vacation?
Artist: There's a scientific term for that. I think it's called Time Dilation.

A New Look At Tattoos

Artist: Alert! Alert! Even thinking about a human getting a tattoo makes me shake and spin!

Rusty: Try thinking of them as living murals.