Seaside Humor

Warning: Object in view may be closer than it a-piers. 

Get it? A-piers?

Now laugh or I will exterminate you.

Loading Up on the Extras

Shadow: Care for a scone with your jam?
K-9: Don't start in on me: you're hogging the butter!

Holiday Punters

Will Exterminate For A Punt!

Will Exterminate For A Punt!!

Will Exterminate If I Don't Get A Punt!!!

Whirling Desserts

Shadow: Master? I don't understand. I thought we were going to eat English food.
K-9: Speak for yourself. I could really go for a whirl right now.

Using Your Power For Good

Spider-Dalek: Pepperoni Pizza, Extra Cheese, and prepaid tickets. I think we're ready to go see Spider-Man Homecoming.
Iron Dalek: What's to drink?
Spider-Dalek: I've packed a teapot and a pouch of Yorkshire Tea. I figure the counter staff can provide the hot water.
Iron Dalek: I doubt it. Cinema workers frown on you bringing in your own food.
Spider-Dalek: That may be true, but I find people are much more cooperative when you threaten them with extermination.
Iron Dalek: Good thinking. I knew I gave you that more powerful suit for a reason.

Beware Cuteness

Denim: So who's Spider-Man's new little friend, sir?
Pocket: That's the Vulture. And he's not Spider-Man's friend.
Denim: Why not? He's as cute as Spider-Man.
Pocket: Cuteness is no gauge of one's essential goodness, Cadet.
Denim: That's true enough, sir. I mean, look at us, we're cute and--
Pocket: What do you mean, true enough, Cadet? If you dare to question my word usage again, I'll have you demoted! Demoted!! DEMOTED!!!
Denim: Sir, have I ever told you how cute you are when you're angry?

With Great Power Comes Great Ambiguity

Spider-Dalek: Wow, thanks for the new, more powerful suit.
Iron Dalek: Just remember: no tackling evil super-villains for now.
Spider-Dalek: But I thought us Daleks were evil super-villains.
Iron Dalek: Yeah, we are. But we're the good evil super-villains.
Spider-Dalek You know, sometimes this evolving morality grows difficult to parse.
Iron Dalek: Just listen to me. I won't steer you wrong.
Spider-Dalek: Phew, that's a relief. I mean, if you can't trust your leaders to tell you what's right, who can you trust?