Rusty After the Doctor Who Episode "Into The Dalek"

Rusty: I have seen the stars in the sky. I have seen great beauty. I am--
Artist: Yes, you have seen my sketches, haven't you?
Rusty: I am a good Dalek!
Artist: Uh, well, you seemed to like my sketches, so yes, I suppose you are.

How to Divide a Bear Claw from Panera Bread

Pocket: You're cutting the Bear Claw in half?
Denim: Right. One piece for me, one for you.
Pocket: And what about Master & Mistress?
Denim: You think they'll want a piece?
Pocket: It's possible.
Denim: Okay, I'll divide it into thirds. Then they'll have a piece to share, if they want some.
Pocket: Good thinking.

The Dangers of Watching Groot Dance

Denim: Sir, did you just see Groot move?
Pocket: Watch what you're doing! We want slow, steady movements now, not short and jerky. Say, that's a Standard blade, and you've got it in the Santoku slot! By Davros, if you ruin another knife--
Denim: But sir, I could have sworn I saw him dancing!
Pocket: Don't be absurd. Trees don't dance, not even to music by the Jackson 5, possibly the grooviest music ensemble ever. Now resume your sharpening! 

The Dalek And The Panda

So, I guess the future must look pretty Black and White to you, eh?

Get it, Black and White? I said, the future must...

Okay, fine, ignore me. Go on chewing your leafy sticks. 

Gee, tough crowd at the old zoo tonight.

The Dalek ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Captain Scarlet: You want me to do WHAT with this ice bucket? 
Couldn't I just write a check instead?

Exterminate Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis! 

Exterminate Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis!! 

Exterminate Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis!!!