Dramatic Donut Divisions

Denim: The last jelly donut. It's a thing of beauty, isn't it?
Pocket: It is. I really like it, and I'm sure Master will too.

Denim: Did you see what Master just did? He split my donut!
Pocket: His donut. Relax. You saw how Hulk and Spider-Dalek tried to bribe Master & Mistress by taking them out to Islands for those enormous hamburgers. If you hope to accompany them to England, you need to relax. You know, go with the flow.
Denim: Go with the flow? What are you talking about? He split it in half! I know Master is watching his caloric intake, but how can he savor the perfection of his beautiful jelly donut if he splits it in half?
Pocket: Alert! Alert! Dalek Meltdown Imminent!!!

Denim: By the crazed circuitry of cybermen! Did you see what Master just did? He split his beautiful, glorious half-donut into quarters!
Pocket: Technically, he split the donut into eighths. 
Denim: What's next? Is he going to cut it into sixteenths? How can he enjoy his donut, if he only eats 1/16th of it?
Pocket: It's an eighth. He's only cut it into eighths. For Davros' sake, calm down, Private.

Denim: By the thorny Thals of Skaro, did you see what Master just did? Did you see what he just did? He...oh. He covered each sixteenth with additional jelly.
Pocket: Each eighth, actually.
Denim: Wasn't that nice of Master? Wasn't that thoughtful, kind, and wise of him?
Pocket: You've certainly changed your tune. I thought you thought it was terrible how Master was destroying the beautiful, glorious donut you made by cutting it into sixteens.
Denim: It was eighths, actually, and I'd never be critical of Master. Master is wise, and he likes me, 'cause I'm so easy-going. 
Pocket: Alert! Alert! Dalek Hypocrisy Alert!!!
Denim: You know, sir, you really need to relax, and learn to go with the flow.
Pocket: Yeah...right. Now that Master's eaten, let's go split the last donut.
Denim: Split one of my perfectly gorgeous donuts? Are you insane???

Marvel's Avengers: The Age of Subway

Thor: By the gods of Asgard, I love Subway's superhero cups!
Iron Dalek: I must admit, I look pretty good on black.
Hulk: Hulk want to sip, Sip, SIP!
Captain Skaro: Hey, there's an internet code on the back. We might have won something.
Iron Dalek: J.A.R.V.I.S., connect me with the Subway website. I'm feeling lucky.

Hulk: Ha! Iron-Dalek look like John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever."
Iron Dalek: Why thank you, Hulk. I must admit, I look pretty good on red.
Captain Skaro: What an inspiring screen background. I think I'll go find someone to defend.
Thor: By the gods of Asgard, I need a haircut!

Hamburger Rightness

Hulk: So many drink options. Hulk thirsty. Let's order Mistress a big margarita.
Spider-Dalek: I appreciate your adventurous spirit, big guy, but you know Master & Mistress don't drink alcohol.
Hulk: But they all look so colorful and fun!
Spider-Dalek: Let's stick to our mission plan, okay? Pocket & Denim made their bid for England last week. If we want to accompany them, we'd better stick to the basics, and order things we know Master & Mistress really like.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug-Dalek's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: You're certainly right about one thing, big guy. This restaurant offers so many tantalizing options. Maybe if I just web the entire menu, we can order them a little of everything.
Hulk: Hulk say forget appetizers. Stick to plan. Master & Mistress want big burgers. Master likes burgers with lots of chili, and Mistress likes her burgers Hawaiian-style. 
Spider-Dalek: You're right, big guy, it's easy to get sidetracked here. We'll stick to the plan we agreed on.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug Dalek's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: Wow. You sure Master wants this much chili?
Hulk: Master likes his burgers overflowing with chili.
Spider-Dalek: As long as he doesn't get so full on his burger that he can't enjoy his fries.
Hulk: That will not happen. Bug Dalek should trust in Hulk's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: Say, what happened to Mistress' fries? How have half of them disappeared already? Hulk? Hulk? Hmm. I wonder where he's gone off to?

Spider-Dalek: Good call on dessert, Hulk. Master & Mistress are sure to be grateful after all this good food, and take us to England with them. 
Hulk: Just to make sure, Hulk spoon-feed them personally.
Spider-Dalek: You know, I'm sure that's not necessary.
Hulk: Don't worry, Bug-Dalek. Hulk just show them how indispensable Hulk can be. Especially during foreign travel.
Spider-Dalek: Um...why am I suddenly having trouble trusting in Hulk's rightness?

Dangerous Donut Dilemmas

Pocket: Wow! You've been busy this morning!
Denim: My sleep cycles have been disturbed lately by Master & Mistress' vacation plans, so I thought I'd make them something special for breakfast.
Pocket: You know, Private, bribery doesn't always work.
Denim: Perhaps not, but I'd really like to accompany them to England this year.
Pocket: So would I. Sometimes, it seems as if all the other Daleks have been there except us.
Denim: It's not right. You were the first Mistress made, and I was the first of her new, improved models.
Pocket: Improved? How?
Denim: Well, I made all these donuts this morning, didn't I?
Pocket: Yeah, I'll admit that's pretty impressive.

Pocket: It looks like you've made two different models.

Denim: Yes. There's the traditional cake donuts, with holes in the middle. And then there are the jelly filled, with the rounded tops. Which ones shall we give Master and Mistress for today's breakfast?

Pocket: Well, when I face a dilemma, I find it helpful to surround myself with good options.

Denim: Okay, we've surrounded ourselves with good options. Now what?
Pocket: Alert! Alert! Alert! Donut Extermination Imminent!

Pocket: Why don't we serve them both kinds, and let them decide which one they want?
Denim: But what if they eat both of them, and then they go weigh at the gym, and find they've gained weight, and so they put the rest of the donuts in the freezer and blame us for making them and--
Pocket: Blame you, you mean.
Denim: What? You'd let me take all the blame, and miss out on a trip to England, because--
Pocket: Relax, Private. I'm sure they'll make a responsible choice. Say, don't look behind us now, but you missed a spot.
Denim: What?
Pocket: You left a spot of jam on the counter.
Denim: Oh, ha ha. You are just too funny today, boss. Major Dalek Humor Alert...

Free Dalek Flyers

Denim: Look at what I found in the cereal box, sir!
Pocket: Oh no! Hide it! Put it back in the box, quick!
Denim: Why? What's wrong?
Pocket: Free schwag always brings out the crowds. Especially Superhero schwag.

Thor: Ah, what wonderful Human ingenuity. A gift that truly celebrates the nobility of flight!
Iron Dalek: I must say, my namesake looks rather good in that picture.
Captain Skaro: I'm honored to be joined by my namesake in protecting this household.
Hulk: Hulk not in picture. Hulk want to be in picture!!!
Denim: It looks nice enough, but Daleks don't play Frisbee. What can we do with it.
Pocket: Hold on, I think I've got an idea.

Pocket: Wheeee!!!
Denim: No fair, sir! You've been jumping for fifteen minutes now!
Hulk: Hulk want a go too!
Thor: Yes, I too, who am so accustomed to flight, must confess I would like a turn as well.
Pocket: Wheeee!!!

One Incredible Strawberry

Denim:  The last strawberry looks a little small for sharing.

Pocket:  I can take care of that.

Denim: Ah, I see you've been reading Master's Incredible Hulk comics.

Pocket: Yes. The measured use of Gamma Rays, in a controlled environment, 

can yield advantageous results.

Pocket: How's that?

Denim: Uh...I don't suppose you brought a knife?