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Friday, February 28, 2020
Sensory Overload
Denim: Look, sir! She's dipping the shortbread into chocolate sauce!
Pocket: What? Where?
Denim: Behind you sir!
Pocket: Such a dizzying array of shortbread! I'm overwhelmed!
Denim: Shall I lead you out past the ice cream counter?
Pocket: Yes please, Cadet.
Thursday, February 27, 2020
The Shortbread Of Life
Denim: What's she rolling, sir?
Pocket: It looks like chocolate shortbread, Cadet.
Denim: Well, it wouldn't be so short if she didn't cut it into little pieces.
Pocket: That's life. You have to cut it into small pieces so you can cope with it.
Friday, February 21, 2020
Mystery Fruit and Hawaiian Generosity
Denim: What is it, sir?
Pocket: Isn't it obvious, cadet? It's a fruit I got out of the free exchange box.
Denim: Oh. I thought maybe you dug it out of the lint screen in the dryer.
Pocket: Don't be disparaging, cadet! I'm sure our little mystery fruit will be wonderful.
Denim: Yes, the generosity of the Hawaiian people is well known. But if it's all the same to you, I think I'd prefer a Moco Loco, sir.
Pocket: Any more moaning cadet, and I'll make you wear that grass skirt again.
Denim: I'd wear a grass skirt for a Moco Loco.
Pocket: If you ask me, you're Dalek Loco!
Pocket: So, you still want that Moco Loco?
Denim: Aren't you going to sample your mystery fruit, sir?
Pocket: Sure. Of course. I just need to go out for awhile. You coming?
Denim: Yes sir!
Thursday, February 20, 2020
Seasons of the Flower
Blue: It's interesting how individual colors bloom at different times.
Rusty: Red came first, naturally.
Blue: Showoff.
Friday, February 14, 2020
Happy Valentines Day
Supreme: Happy Valentines Day, Pinky!
Pinky: Oh thank you, Dalek Supreme!
Supreme: So are you ready for a night out on the town?
Pinky: With you? Always!
Friday, February 7, 2020
A Little Change
Denim: Why are Master and Mistress consuming Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches?
Pocket: Why not?
Denim: They're in a tropical paradise. Shouldn't they eat something out-of-the-ordinary?
Pocket: Well, they are using Pineapple jam.
Denim: I suppose that's different.
Pocket: Sometimes, a little change is all you need.
Thursday, February 6, 2020
Defying Expectations
Rusty: I wasn't expecting the red Tulips to open so wide.
Blue: They remind me of Poppies.
Rusty: I wonder if they're having an identity crisis.
Blue: It can be tough to know where you belong.
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