A Perfect Dalek Pudding

 From the annals of Dalek lore:

Denim's Favorite Banana Pudding Recipe:

Cover bottom of bowl with banana slices. 

Spoon in a generous quantity of chocolate pudding.

Sprinkle with Mini M&Ms.

Top with Whipped Cream and Sprinkles.

And most importantly:

Enjoy as you exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE!

An Unforeseen Development

 From the forgotten files of Dalek yore:

Pocket: Hold still, Cadet, I want to try something.

Denim: What are you doing, sir?

Pocket: Just an experiment, Cadet. Nothing to worry about.

Denim: I am experiencing discomfort, sir. Please stop!

Pocket: Remain calm, Cadet. This experiment will benefit all Daleks.

Denim: Now you will call me sir.

Pocket: Oh boy. Talk about unforeseen developments.

Pasties In The USA

 

Denim: Who knew we could enjoy Cornish Pasties in America?

Pocket: Only the Mistress, who looked up the recipe.

Denim: What a smart Mistress!

Pocket: No exterminating the Mistress!

Bread Pudding Duel

 

Denim: Sir, this Raspberry Bread Pudding looks too good to eat!

Pocket: I advise you to dive into the ice cream before it melts, Cadet.

Denim: Yes, it's so good! Oh...and yet...oh...ouch...the pain!

Pocket: Alert, Cadet! Brain Freeze Imminent! Pull out! Pull out now!

Experiments In Sourdough: Part 2

Denim: Wow! That sure has risen.
Pocket: Affirmative, Cadet. This homemade sourdough yeast has promise.

Denim: It flattened out though.
Pocket: Any dough will do that when you spread it out, Cadet.
 

Denim: You're right, sir! The sourdough yeast strikes again!
Pocket: Now all we need to do is spread out the ingredients.
 

Denim: Can I put it in the oven, sir?
Pocket: Why not? Just be careful. It's not a hard disk.

Denim: Well, it's a Hard Disk now, sir.
Pocket: My sensors indicate the dough should prove firm but chewy.
Denim: Shall I start cutting then?
Pocket: Why not? You're on a roll.

Experiments In Sourdough: Part 1

Denim: Whoa! What's that pong?
Pocket: That's the wonderful smell of yeast, cadet.
Denim: But sir, we only added flour and water each day.
Pocket: That's how you make yeast for sourdough bread.

Denim: How much flour do we need to add?
Pocket: As we're adapting a recipe, we'll have to play it by ear. 
Denim: But sir, Daleks don't have ears.
Pocket: Watch it, Cadet. Low-brow humor makes you eligible for extermination!

Denim: Whoa!
Pocket: You'd better back up, Cadet.
Denim: You weren't kidding about the extermination, were you?
Pocket: There are serious consequences for being too Kneady.
 

Pocket: Looks like we're nearly finished.
Denim: That's good. I want to get back to watching Doctor Who.
Pocket: Are Daleks in it?
Denim: No, this one's about the Silurians.
Pocket: Then it can wait.

Denim: What happens now, sir?
Pocket: We wait to see if it rises.
Denim: Don't you mean when it rises?
Pocket: Good point. Way to think positive, Cadet.
Denim: Now can we get back to the Silurians?
Pocket: Why not? We've got time.

Related Links:
How To Make Your Own Yeast

Secret Messages from Amazon

Pinky: Look at these packages. Amazon really loves us!
Rusty: No, they're just overworked, as we can't go to stores right now.
Pinky: But all the labels are upside down.
Rusty: When they're this busy, they're bound to let the small things slip.
Pinky: Rusty, think. Why do people put stamps upside down on envelopes?
Rusty: Because they live in the southern hemisphere?
Pinky: Now you're just being silly.
Rusty: Well, when the world goes crazy, you can't take anything seriously.

Totally Loco Canadian Style

Denim: What was this called again, sir?
Pocket: It's called a Canadian Bacon Hash Loco.
Denim: I didn't think Master and Mistress were into that kind of thing.
Pocket: They're not, Cadet. But from the looks on their faces, it might well deliver a different kind of high.

Missing Terry Pratchett

Pocket: I miss Terry Pratchett.
Denim: I loved his Discworld novels.
Pocket: He was as regular as clockwork. Every year, another novel.
Denim: He could almost have been a Dalek.
Pocket: If his stories had been a little more realistic, maybe so.
Denim: How do you mean?
Pocket: Well, Discworld rests atop four enormous elephants, right?
Denim: Yes. And those elephants stand atop a gigantic turtle.
Pocket: Exactly. I mean, how can anyone believe in a gigantic animal?

 

Denim: Great question, sir. I'll have to ponder that one.

Not The Chocolate You're Looking For

Nothing worthy of notice is occurring.

Move along, move along.

Ha ha ha hah ha hah ha haha hahahahahaha!

Cruelty In Chocolate

K-9: I see you've returned with the essentials. What should we eat first?
Rex: I'm afraid you can only eat the licorice allsorts, K-9.
K-9: Why? Chocolate should pose no danger to robot dogs.
Rex: Perhaps, but better safe than sorry.
K-9: So Daleks will be consuming all the chocolate?
Rex: Negative. Daleks will be exterminating Exterminating EXTERMINATING the chocolate.
K-9: Daleks are mean.
Rex: Love is a harsh mistress.

K-9 Versus Marley

Rex: Halt! You will not eat the Humans' cornbread!
K-9: Why not? I'm part of the family.
Rex: Yes, but you're a robot dog. You eat robot dog food.
K-9: I'm more than a robot dog. I am an irresistible force!
Rex: I should have known letting you watch "Marley & Me" was a mistake.

Find The Rainbow

Pocket: Rainbow Falls is boisterous today.
Denim: Yes, but where's the rainbow?
Pocket: It shines inside us.

The End of an Era

Blue: The purple bloom looks so forlorn.
Rusty: Wouldn't you be? All its friends have gone.
Blue: I'm your friend, Purple Bloom. Don't go!
Rusty: At least the Irises are sprouting.
Blue: I'll still miss the Tulips.

Role Reversal

Pocket: How much longer until we get there?
Denim: Patience, sir.
Pocket: I don't understand why we couldn't eat it in the store parking lot.
Denim: I'm sure we'll reach the beach soon.
Pocket: But the ice cream is softening! Let me through!
Denim: In a few more minutes, we can eat it beneath the windblown palms.
Pocket: Let me at that spoon, Cadet!
Denim: We'll indulge our taste receptors, while watching children frolic in the waves.
Pocket That's an order!
Denim: Thus, we shall replenish our energy reserves, and inspire our souls.
Pocket: How dare you disobey me, cadet!
Denim: Trust me, sir. I'm doing this for your own good!

A Wise Choice

Denim: What kind of ice cream shall we get, sir: chocolate, vanilla, or mint?
Pocket: Oh, I think we should go for the pie.
Denim: But sir, it's so rich. Is that a wise choice?
Pocket: Shortbread crust, macadamia nut brownie, fudge, and vanilla ice cream.
Denim: It does sound wonderful. But what if it's too much, and overwhelms us?
Pocket: Maybe we can't handle it, but we ought to try.

Sensory Overload

Denim: Look, sir! She's dipping the shortbread into chocolate sauce!
Pocket: What? Where?
Denim: Behind you sir!
Pocket: Such a dizzying array of shortbread! I'm overwhelmed!
Denim: Shall I lead you out past the ice cream counter?
Pocket: Yes please, Cadet.

The Shortbread Of Life

Denim: What's she rolling, sir?
Pocket: It looks like chocolate shortbread, Cadet.
Denim: Well, it wouldn't be so short if she didn't cut it into little pieces.
Pocket: That's life. You have to cut it into small pieces so you can cope with it.

Mystery Fruit and Hawaiian Generosity

Denim: What is it, sir?
Pocket: Isn't it obvious, cadet? It's a fruit I got out of the free exchange box.
Denim: Oh. I thought maybe you dug it out of the lint screen in the dryer.
Pocket: Don't be disparaging, cadet! I'm sure our little mystery fruit will be wonderful. 
Denim: Yes, the generosity of the Hawaiian people is well known. But if it's all the same to you, I think I'd prefer a Moco Loco, sir.
Pocket: Any more moaning cadet, and I'll make you wear that grass skirt again.
Denim: I'd wear a grass skirt for a Moco Loco.
Pocket: If you ask me, you're Dalek Loco! 

Pocket: So, you still want that Moco Loco?
Denim: Aren't you going to sample your mystery fruit, sir?
Pocket: Sure. Of course. I just need to go out for awhile. You coming?
Denim: Yes sir!

Seasons of the Flower

Blue: It's interesting how individual colors bloom at different times.
Rusty: Red came first, naturally.
Blue: Showoff.

Happy Valentines Day

Supreme: Happy Valentines Day, Pinky!
Pinky: Oh thank you, Dalek Supreme!
Supreme: So are you ready for a night out on the town?
Pinky: With you? Always!

A Little Change

Denim: Why are Master and Mistress consuming Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches?
Pocket: Why not?
Denim: They're in a tropical paradise. Shouldn't they eat something out-of-the-ordinary?
Pocket: Well, they are using Pineapple jam.
Denim: I suppose that's different.
Pocket: Sometimes, a little change is all you need.

Defying Expectations

Rusty: I wasn't expecting the red Tulips to open so wide.
Blue: They remind me of Poppies.
Rusty: I wonder if they're having an identity crisis.
Blue: It can be tough to know where you belong.

Doubt Vs. Redoubt

Uncertain where you belong?

Feel isolated and alone?

Find a platform and take your stand!

The First Bloom

Rusty: The Tulips are already blooming?
Blue: Hooray!

Talking Arches with Captain Cook

Denim: The sea arch is not as rounded as I thought it would be.
Pocket: Naturally formed arches rarely are.
Denim: I preferred the ones in Utah.
Pocket: Yes, but those were made of sandstone.
Denim: Wouldn't they wash away in the waves?
Pocket: Definitely. 
Denim: So these are more like arches in English cathedrals then?
Pocket: Why else would the British explorer Captain Cook explore Hawaii?

Saddle Up Those Daleks

Denim: So I guess we're back in the saddle again, sir?
Pocket: Well, we are traversing the Saddle Road.
Denim: I could totally exterminate a Moco Loco right now.
Pocket: Hold your horses, Cadet. We just arrived.
Denim: I'm going to ask for extra gravy. 
Pocket: Give it a rest, Cadet. Enjoy the majesty of the Big Island.
Denim: Oh, and I want my egg sunny side up.
Pocket: Great! Now you've got me wanting one!
Denim: Sorry sir. I'll try harder to relax and enjoy the scenery.
Pocket: It's a little late for that now, Cadet!!
Denim: The Saddle Road's not all that long, is it, sir?
Pocket: By Davros, it better not be!!!