A Timeless Pastime

Lee: I wish this post office would open!
Stan: Me too. I can't wait to get this week's stamps.
Lee: Stamp collecting is such a fun and rewarding hobby.
Stan: Agreed. It's a pastime that will never be relegated to history.

Always In Demand

Stan: I have no idea why they want these people so much, but highly skilled people are always in demand. So keep on working to improve yourself everyday, and someday people will plunk down large amounts of money to have you around.

What an inspirational poster!

Essential Cyber Food

Lee: These fries are tasty. That seems illogical, as I've heard fries are bad for you.
Stan: That's a myth, perpetuated by Humans who claim superior biological knowledge. Why else would they be named after our greatest nemesis, the time lord known as The Doctor?
Lee: I've always wondered about that apparent coincidence.
Stan: Wonder no more!

The Number One Cyber Drink

Lee: What is this fluid Master consumes in such great quantities?
Stan: It's Diet Coke. It keeps him alert, and gives him energy all day long.
Lee: Can Cybermen drink Diet Coke?
Stan: Of course! It's our optimal circulatory fluid. It's also perfect for banishing Cyber Butterflies. Why else would the Cyber race always try to conquer Earth?
Lee: I've always wondered about that.
Stan: Wonder no more, Cyberguy.

A Railway Postcard

Stan: We survived our first great steam journey!
Lee: We braved the railway bandits!
Stan: And we returned with a terrific railway postcard to share with our friends.

Lee: We're really generous, aren't we?
Stan: All Cybermen are, even if we're mechanical on the inside.

Cyber-Butterflies

Stan: Facing down train robbers sure unsettled my cyber-stomach.
Lee: Is that your way of saying you need a drink after a harrowing experience?
Stan: Even Cybermen need to banish the butterflies occasionally.

Resistance Will Be Useless

Stan: Shh! Stay down, and remain quiet. Train robbers know better than to mess with a Cyberman. But if they spot you, resistance will be useless!

In Search of Appaloosa

Stan: These rustic settlements and desert foliage recall a train journey I've read about in the Cyberman Database. I wonder: could this train is heading to Appaloosa?

Access the Cyberguy's Database
Mrs. Allie French, Steam Trains & Faithless Israelites

Fantastic Adventure

Stan: Farewell, losers! You missed a classy ride! Too bad for you! Boy, are you going to be sorry when I return, and tell you all about my fantastic adventure!

Climb Aboard

Stan: Say, where is everyone? Come on, people: climb aboard! I don't know where we're going, but I'm sure it'll be an interesting journey!

Scary Travel

Stan: I wonder where we are?
Lee: I wonder where we could be?
Stan: I'm scared! 
Lee: Me too!
Stan: But I'm also curious!
Lee: Yes, me too!
Stan: It's good to be outside, discovering new things!
Lee: That doesn't make adventure less scary!
Stan: Agreed!

New Friends III

Denim: What does this mean, sir?
Pocket: I think it means our opportunity to exterminate our new friends has expired. Each opportunity comes with a time limit, you know.
Denim: That doesn't mean we should take every opportunity that comes our way. Some relationships are too precious to--
Pocket: Stop talking this way! You are a Dalek, Cadet!! We exterminate, Exterminate, EXTERMINATE AT EVERY AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY!!!
Denim: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

New Friends II

Pocket: I thought I detected chocolate and peanut butter.
Denim: Yes, sir.
Pocket: What's wrong, Cadet?
Denim: I was just getting used to their cheering presence.
Pocket: We should exterminate, Exterminate, EXTERMINATE them now. He who hesitates loses!
Denim: Can't we just enjoy their presence a little longer?
Pocket: Oh, all right, Cadet. All right.

New Friends I

Pocket: Cadet, we're looking for Autumn and the Cybermen. Why have you brought me these bugs?
Denim: They're Ladybugs, sir. They seem most amenable. 
Pocket: Isn't that the way? You're looking for one thing, and you find something else instead!
Denim: But sir! I think they might prove valuable friends.
Pocket: Oh, all right. Provided they help us in our search, they can stay.

Autumn Fades Away

Pocket: I can't find Autumn anywhere!
Denim: Well sir, you did say he'd disappear in the winter.
Pocket: I didn't think he'd depart during a game of Hide & Seek.
Denim: Maybe we'll find him when we find the Cybermen.
Pocket: A Dalek hiding with Cybermen? Unthinkable!

The God-Force

K-9: Halt!
Thor: What is it now?
K-9: Inquiry: have you read this book, The Labours of Hercules?
Thor: No. Why should I?
K-9: Agatha Christie compared her detective Hercule Poirot to the Roman demigod Hercules. As you're named after a Norse god, I thought you might find her stories about how mortals can overcome great obstacles instructive.
Thor: I resent your implication that I am only named after a god! I wield great power because the god-force lives inside me!! Now walk on, dog, before I smite thee!!!

Swapping Detectives & Doctors

Doctor: So how did you enjoy these short stories featuring Hercule Poirot, Parker Pyne, and Mr Satherthwaite?
Gray: Don't forget the mysterious Mr. Harley Quin.
Doctor: Stop prevaricating.
Gray: No I'm not! I'm being exact. Daleks should always strive to be exact! As to the collection, I found it interesting how Agatha Christie originally wrote some of the stories for one detective, before later rewriting the story using another of her famous detectives.
Doctor: You mean, like if someone rewrote a classic Doctor Who story like "The Dalek Invasion of Earth", only featuring the Eleventh Doctor instead of the first?
Gray: I suppose so.
Doctor: I'd be okay with that.

Mythology Vs Heresy

Thor: So, what did you think of The First Book of Swords?
Rex: Author Fred Saberhagen introduces us to the mythical god Vulcan, who fashions twelve swords with the aid of Humans. Many years later, we meet two people who have found or inherited these swords. There's an evil Duke who has stolen another, and wishes to take all the others by force. But then, before fighting off the evil Duke, the protagonists swap their swords.
Thor: That sounds like an odd strategy.
Rex: That's what I thought. It's as if you voluntarily swapped your hammer with Jane Foster, and started using a sword instead.
Thor: I would never do that.
Rex: But you did. In the recent comics--
Thor: I would never do that! If the comics say otherwise, they're heresy! 
Rex: Actually, the comics don't say you willingly laid down Mjolnir. They claim your hammer abandoned you, because you were no longer worthy to wield it.
Thor: Thor no longer worthy? Heresy!! Thor Dalek will exterminate all heresy! Anyone who reads comics claiming Thor is not worthy will also be exterminated! Exterminate Heresy! Exterminate Heretics!! EXTERMINATE ALL SOURCES OF HERESY!!!

Pinky's Meltdown

Fury: So, what do you think of Janet Evanovich's latest Stephanie Plum novel?
Pinky: First Morelli dumps Stephanie, then a psycho who chops people up and stores body parts in his freezer nearly captures her, then a flock of birds attack her...
You know, I'm not sure how much more of this "fun novel" I can take!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fury: Babe.

Fiends Forever

Denim: Uh sir, I think they misspelled Fiends.
Pocket: No matter. We know what we mean to each other.
Denim: Care for a drink?
Pocket: Why not? The caffeine will help us concoct our next fiendish plan!
Denim: Daleks love fiendish plans! Daleks Love Fiendish Plans! DALEKS LOVE--
Pocket: Stand down, Cadet! If you can't control yourself before you start drinking...
Denim: I apologize, sir. I'll restrain myself. Can I open the cans now?
Pocket: Yes please.

A Dalliance With The Snow

Denim: Shall we play in the snow today?
Pocket: That certainly sounds like fun. If only it weren't so cold.

K-9: Sirs, the Hot Chocolate and cookies are ready.
Pocket: On second thought, let's save the snow for later.
Denim: An inspired choice, sir. Really inspired!

The Angel Plate

Mrs Frosty: Are you glad we didn't go with them, dear?
Mr Frosty: Of course, dear. Think about it. Why did we need to go away? It's warm, cozy, and quiet with those Daleks gone. We can do as we please!
Mrs Frosty: But we could have gone skiing, eaten at interesting, new restaurants, and made angels in the snow.
Mr Frosty: So? I can make an angel, right here on our plate.
Mrs Frosty: Oh. Perhaps, if we had a french fry, to place above her head?
Mr Frosty: A golden halo? I love it! It's Carl's Jr for lunch!
Mrs Frosty: Carl's Jr for lunch? Then perhaps we should order onion rings instead. They're shaped more like an angel's halo.
Mr Frosty: Once again, you demonstrate your incalculable wisdom, my dear.

Blue On Fiber

Ah, this fruit will get my systems back into top form. 

I always feel better when I've exterminated a little fiber!

Okay, yes, fine: I'll consume the waffle too. 

If you insist.

Ingesting Pancakes

Pocket: We may have tackled more than we can chew this time.

Denim: Nonsense, sir. We're Daleks. No project is too large for us.

Blue: Query: Daleks do not chew. Our nutrient intake systems ingest via--

Denim: It's a Human expression, Blue. Don't get worked up about it.

Pocket: Who does Blue think he is, questioning my word choice?

Denim: Forgive him, sir. He's just overwhelmed by these chocolate chip pancakes.

Pocket: Ah, he's not alone there.

The Age of Prudence

Blue: Why was Pocket frightened of--
Denim: He's not frightened. Pocket is never frightened!
Blue: Then why didn't he join us?
Denim: Age has taught him to prudence, that's all.

Denim: Besides, someone had to take our photo.

An Invitation Rejected

Mrs Frosty: What do you think, dear?
Mr Frosty: Thanks for the invitation, good sirs. Perhaps next time.
Pocket: Uh, I just thought, they'll be snow and all...
Mr Frosty: While a trip to the mountains sounds lovely, I'm afraid we'll be much too busy in your absence.

Mrs Frosty: Shall we get stuck in, then?
Mr Frosty: Absolutely! I couldn't wait for them to leave! Is the tea ready then?
Mrs Frosty: Yes, of course, dear.
Mr Frosty: Lovely.