Too Much Sweetness

Denim: Hurry, sir. Let's consume this Hot Fudge Cookie Monster before the ice cream melts.
Pocket: It may be too sweet for my taste. Remember this blog's warning against cookies.
Denim: I don't think that applies to this situation, sir. Besides, we're Daleks. We can handle anything.
Pocket: I suppose you're right, cadet. If the Humans can ingest such a rich dessert...

Pocket: You were right--that sundae was terrific! Here, let me help you with the last of your half.
Denim: No, please sir: my system is overwhelmed! You were right: I should have heeded that cookie warning. It is too much sweetness!

Addiction Crazy

Blue: Look, with this platform, I'm as tall as you.
Artist: I'd be careful of standing on that, if I were you.
Blue: Why?
Artist: You risk contracting a human addiction called--

Blue: Whoa! Why all this shaking, and all these dancing lights?
Artist: It's what I tried to warn you about. Get off quick, before you succumb to Disco Fever!

Blue: You know, I'd be willing to risk Disco Fever, for a bite of these burgers and sweet potato fries.
Artist: I'd be careful about tasting those, if I were you.
Blue: Why?
Artist: You're just addition crazy, aren't you?

Bananas And Tea

Supreme: Finally, it's banana harvest time!

What? You like home-grown bananas too?

Then sit yourself down, have a cup of tea, and let's share one together!

Ordinary Dalek know how to Exterminate, but only

Extraordinary Daleks know how to share, share, Share, SHARE, SHARE!!!!!

The Seduction of the Brigadier

Red: Look, it's the Brigadier. We've got him right where we always wanted him. He's tied up and frozen in Carbonite. 
Rex: Good. He's always been our staunchest enemy. It's good to see him contained.
Red: Maybe if we released him, he'd feel grateful. Then we could turn him over to our side.
Rex: Good strategic thinking, Red. It's worth a try.

Brigadier: Who goes there? What's happening? Why's my vision so fuzzy?
Red: You've got Carbon sickness. Don't worry, your vision will clear with time.
Rex: We awakened you because we want to be your friends.
Brigadier: You can't fool me! I know Dalek voices when I hear them.
Red: Perhaps some familiar voices will convince him.
Rex: Good strategic suggestion, Red.

Third Doctor: I say old chap, you can put down your gun. These Daleks aren't like the ones we fought in U.N.I.T.* We can coexist peaceably with them.
K-9: Master Doctor is correct, Brigadier. Knitted Daleks can be your friends.
Brigadier: What nonsense! The only good Dalek is a dead Dalek.
Red: Sorry, Rex. I guess all my strategic suggestions failed.
Rex: Don't Exterminate yourself yet, Red. I've got an idea.

Brigadier: What's that delightful aroma?
Rex: It's the Mistress' coffee cake. You're welcome to a piece, if you put down your gun.
Third Doctor: It really is excellent, old chap.
Brigadier: Well, maybe I'll let you talk me into negotiating a peaceful settlement with the Daleks this time. First things first, Doctor. Pass me a slice of that coffee cake.
Red: Good call, Rex.
Rex: They don't call me the strategy Dalek for nothing.

* United Nations Intelligence Taskforce

Garden Duty

What? 

You're assigning me to Garden Duty?

Hooray! 

Weeds, prepare to be Exterminated!!!

Truly Peachy

Autumn: That Roald Dahl: what a peachy storyteller!
Blueberry: One whose fruits truly never go out of season.

Those Devious Druids

Red: So you think the recent discovery of this "Superhenge" will cause scientists to reappraise the role of the Druids in building Stonehenge? Even though the Humans now claim the Druids came later?
Artist: Never underestimate the Druids. 

Moon Power

Denim: It's amazing the river Torridge can rise so high, and fall so low, based upon the gravitational force exerted by Earth's moon.
Pocket: It's an English Moon, cadet. That makes it powerful!

The Dinosaurs of Chuck E Cheese

Gray: Why do we need to take a break?
Rex: We must rebuild our concentration and energy reserves to perform at maximum effectiveness. 
Gray: Very well. If your strategy helps me break the bank on Skee Ball, I'll won't complain.

Gray: Look what I got us, for all the tickets I won playing Skee Ball!
Rex: Oh my...um...I don't suppose you folks are outdoors-dinosaurs?
Gray: Don't be silly! They can share Master & Mistress' house with us!
Rex: Ah... How...wonderful.

Gray: Great games, tantalizing foodstuffs, and dinosaurs: this Dalek loves Chuck E Cheese!
Rex: Agreed. This unit loves Chuck E Cheese too!

Related Dragon Cache entry
The Daleks of Chuck E Cheese

The Rigors of Travel

Denim: Even with our heat rays, drying these socks will take forever.
Pocket: The rigors of travel are never-ending, cadet.

Intelligence Boosters

Pinky: I wish I could think of a way to rejuvenate Master's interest in the piano.
Captain Scarlet: I've discovered a new intelligence-booster. Perhaps that could help.

Pinky: At this point, I'm willing to try anything. But how can I assess their effectiveness?
Captain Scarlet: Why not take two, then write a sonata in the morning?