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Friday, July 13, 2018

The Space Race


Beep Beep!
Excuse me, Dalek coming through!
Out of the way! I wish to see the moon lander too!

Friday, July 6, 2018

Those Marvelous Summer Revels


Iron Dalek: Ah, the fruits of summer.
Captain Skaro: Don't forget the fruits of Pop-tarts.
Iron Dalek: They go perfectly with the fruits of Master & Mistress' trip to England.
Captain Skaro: You mean the Yorkshire Tea?
Iron Dalek: And the Dalek Mugs they inspired.
Captain Skaro: So, we're thankful for summer fruit, Pop-Tarts, and England?
Iron Dalek: We're thankful for everything that makes us happy.
Captain Skaro: In that case, I'm thankful we get to exterminate this marvelous breakfast.
Iron Dalek: Oh no, that's the Humans' job. We merely get the pleasure of reveling in our creation.
Captain Skaro: Ah. Yes. Those marvelous summer revels.

Friday, June 29, 2018

The Red Pirate


What? 
You think me soft?
You think I've lost the ability to command?



Swab the deck, ye scurvy scum,
or I'll make you walk the plank!
Then I'll exterminate 
Exterminate 
EXTERMINATE you!

Friday, June 22, 2018

A Reason To Stay In The USA


Denim: I don't get it. Why do we need the ketchup, sir?
Pocket: Because the restaurant staff totally ripped us. That's why!
Denim: What do you mean?
Pocket: I wanted all my fries smothered in chili cheese, not just half of them.
Denim: It looks like a decent portion of chili cheese, sir.
Pocket: Are you disputing my assessment, Cadet?
Denim: No sir. In any case, it's a good thing we're in the good old USA, right?
Pocket: What do you mean, Cadet?
Denim: Well, you don't like the ketchup in England, right?
Pocket: Yes, I suppose you have a point there. Still, I prefer chili cheese to ketchup!
Denim: Agreed. Chili cheese rules.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Dinosaur Hygiene


Finally, the true reason the dinosaurs were 
exterminated 
Exterminated 
EXTERMINATED!
They didn't brush and floss regularly, 
and all their teeth fell out!