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Friday, October 20, 2017

Rabbit Logic


K-9: That does not compute. Why should I be too slow to understand your hare-brained schemes?

Friday, October 13, 2017

Lost in Snape Maltings


Shadow: K-9? Hello? Where are you? Honestly, I can't imagine why that dog wanted to come to Snape Maltings in the first place.


K-9: It's so beautiful out here. What a shame the Doctor and Romana left me in the TARDIS when they confronted the Power of Kroll. Say, I wonder where that Dalek went off to? He's always wandering off and getting lost.

Friday, October 6, 2017

A Belgian Bounty


Shadow: Brussels Sprouts and a Belgian Bun?
K-9: Master has an iron constitution.
Shadow: We could ease his digestive workload. I'm sure he wouldn't miss some of this icing.
K-9: You know, sometimes you hold water.
Shadow: Yeah, my yarn sure gets soggy when I go for a relaxing soak in a nice hot pot of tea.

Friday, September 29, 2017

Looking For Loki


K-9: I still don't understand why we couldn't have gotten the Doctor Who card game.
Shadow: I object to being categorized as a villain. 
K-9: It's illogical to be ashamed of your heritage.
Shadow: I'm not ashamed of who I am. I just reject easy labels. Now, do you want to see the next card or not?
K-9: Sure. I hope it's Thor, or better yet, Jane Foster. She reminds me of Sarah Jane Smith.
Shadow: I'm hoping it's Loki. He's a righteous dude.

Friday, September 22, 2017

A Fiery Brew


K-9: You drag me all the way here, and then all you offer me is light beer?
Shadow: I think you'll like it. It's a fiery brew.
K-9: I want to lubricate my components, not incinerate my circuits.
Shadow: Okay, I'll drink it.
K-9: Now you're just being illogical.