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Monday, September 18, 2023

Together Again


 

Denim: The world seems a brighter place when we're together.

Pocket: Agreed, Cadet.

Friday, November 25, 2022

Into Thanksgiving

 

 

Pocket: So what are you thankful for, cadet?

Denim: I'm thankful Master & Mistress showed us "Into The Dalek" last night.

Pocket: That was a good story. I repeat, it was a very good story.

Denim: Well, they may not be good Daleks, but they're good Dalek-lovers.

Pocket: Agreed.

Friday, June 3, 2022

Friday, May 6, 2022

Tolkien Crashers

 

 

Denim: Where shall we go today, sir?

Pocket: I was thinking we should help out at Helm's Deep.

Denim: Haven't you heard? That's all over. Everyone's heading back to Edoras.

Pocket: Oh, let's go there then. There's sure to be a rockin' party.

Denim: You think they'll notice us?

Pocket: Not a chance. We'll fit right in, you'll see.

Friday, April 29, 2022

A Question of Swelling and Shrinking

 

Denim: So rising costs mean we get a smaller Cornish Pasty?

Pocket: Yes, you work harder to get less during periods of inflation.

Denim: I thought inflation meant you can pump it up and enlarge it.

Pocket: Then you'd just be full of hot air. 

Denim: You mean like a certain Russian dic--

Pocket: Exterminate that thought, cadet! We're so not going there!