Cookie Warning

Alert! Alert! This blog may employ cookies!
Cookies are potentially dangerous!!
If you're worried about using cookies, don't read this blog, or...
YOUR COMPUTER, PHONE, TABLET, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF INTERNET-SURFING DEVICE COULD GET EXTERMINATED!!!
YOUR COMPUTER, PHONE, TABLET, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF INTERNET-SURFING DEVICE COULD GET EXTERMINATED, EXTERMINATED, EXTERMINATED!!!
YOUR COMPUTER, PHONE, TABLET, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF INTERNET-SURFING DEVICE COULD GET EXTERMINATED, EXTERMINATED, EXTERMINATED!!!

Friday, June 23, 2017

Top Banana


Pocket: One thing I love about travel is staying in a nice hotel.
Denim: Especially one that serves free breakfast.
Pocket: It's so nice to be treated like a top banana.
Denim: Oh sir.
Pocket: What?
Denim: That's bad. That's just...really bad.
Pocket: Well, don't worry about it. The dining room's still open. We can always hurry back down and get a replacement fruit.

Friday, June 16, 2017

One Intense World


Pocket: What can you see, Cadet?
Denim: I can't see, sir. The sun's so bright it's blinding my ocular sensors.
Pocket: That's the problem with planning an outing. You get everything all prepared, and then the sun shines!

Friday, June 9, 2017

Brain Food


Denim: Ooh, not that stuff again.
Pocket, It's brain food, Cadet.
Denim: I suppose it does add a little color to one's day.
Pocket: Just like us.

Friday, June 2, 2017

The Old Purple Matter


Denim: I'm afraid to ask what this is, sir.
Pocket: It's a Human brain, of course.
Denim: That's disgusting, sir.
Pocket: Only if a person don't use it, Cadet.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Custard Again?


Denim: Custard again, sir?
Pocket: Affirmative, Cadet. Rich, creamy, delicious custard.
Denim: But it's summer. Or at least it's warm enough for ice cream.
Pocket: You always want ice cream. Even in winter.
Denim: Affirmative. Ice cream rules.