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Saturday, November 12, 2016

Hulk Like Fiery Furnace


Hulk: Now that's a lot of Hoodoos. 
But why they call it Fiery Furnace?
They want a fiery furnace, they should feel my Extermination Beam.
Yeah, Hulk is mightiest Fiery Furnace of them all!

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Hulk Can Build


Hulk: Look at this! 
Hulk can build his own Balancing Rock!! 
Hulk can do anything!!!

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Hulk Not Smash


Hulk: What you mean, Hulk allowed no further? 
Hulk can be careful! 
Hulk not destroy Balancing Rock!!
Hulk could juggle Balance Rock if he wished!!!
Okay, okay. Hulk go no further.

Monday, November 7, 2016

A Safety Tip


Hulk: Here's a Safety Tip for you.
When hiking through slot canyons, always carry a canoe with you.
You know, in case it rains, and you need to ride out the flood.

Oh, you might want to bring along a few oars too. Just in case.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Barking Like Crazy


Hulk: I've heard of Crazy Paving, but Crazy Tree Bark? 
That's crazy! Or I should I say, that's, um...barking?
Yeah, sorry, I'm definitely barking up the wrong tree with that one.
I mean, pun.