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Friday, March 20, 2020

Find The Rainbow


Pocket: Rainbow Falls is boisterous today.
Denim: Yes, but where's the rainbow?
Pocket: It shines inside us.

Thursday, March 12, 2020

The End of an Era


Blue: The purple bloom looks so forlorn.
Rusty: Wouldn't you be? All its friends have gone.
Blue: I'm your friend, Purple Bloom. Don't go!
Rusty: At least the Irises are sprouting.
Blue: I'll still miss the Tulips.

Friday, March 6, 2020

Role Reversal


Pocket: How much longer until we get there?
Denim: Patience, sir.
Pocket: I don't understand why we couldn't eat it in the store parking lot.
Denim: I'm sure we'll reach the beach soon.
Pocket: But the ice cream is softening! Let me through!
Denim: In a few more minutes, we can eat it beneath the windblown palms.
Pocket: Let me at that spoon, Cadet!
Denim: We'll indulge our taste receptors, while watching children frolic in the waves.
Pocket That's an order!
Denim: Thus, we shall replenish our energy reserves, and inspire our souls.
Pocket: How dare you disobey me, cadet!
Denim: Trust me, sir. I'm doing this for your own good!

Thursday, March 5, 2020

A Wise Choice


Denim: What kind of ice cream shall we get, sir: chocolate, vanilla, or mint?
Pocket: Oh, I think we should go for the pie.
Denim: But sir, it's so rich. Is that a wise choice?
Pocket: Shortbread crust, macadamia nut brownie, fudge, and vanilla ice cream.
Denim: It does sound wonderful. But what if it's too much, and overwhelms us?
Pocket: Maybe we can't handle it, but we ought to try.