Fractional Negotiations

Pocket: What better way to cap off an outing than with a sundae on a sundae?
Denim: Agreed, sir. Do you mind if I take the cherry?
Pocket: What? You want to take the cherry that caps off our sundae-on-a-sundae?
Denim: I'll let you have half-of-my-half of the whipped cream.
Pocket: Let me get this straight. You propose to give me half-of-your-half--
Denim: Just say yes, sir, please?
Pocket: As long as I also get an additional spoonful of hot fudge.
Denim: You drive a hard bargain, sir.
Pocket: I'm a Dalek. What do you expect?

A Zest For Z

Denim: Oh please, sir, can't we take him home with us?
Pocket: Absolutely not, Cadet. Remember what happened with the pig that hogged our blog?
Denim: But he's so cute!
Pocket: Agreed. Cuteness is the root of all evil. Better we exterminate him now, or take him back to the zoo, than--
Denim: Zap Zebs? Return him to the zoo? Zooks and Zounds, sir; I'm zonked!

Measuring Bravery

Denim: Sir, are you sure you want to ride this ride? It doesn't look like we're tall enough?
Pocket: Sure we are, Cadet. Look at the picture. We're bigger than the people in the picture, aren't we?

Risky Business

Denim: You want us to go on that?
Pocket: How better to recover my Dalek Mojo?
Denim: Sir, are you sure taking such an insane risk is justified?
Pocket: How else can one be an adventurer?

Recapturing Your Mojo

Denim: If this doesn't raise your spirits, sir, nothing will.
Pocket: I feel so bad about giving Roly Poly Pig her eviction orders.
Denim: It had to be done, sir.
Pocket: I know, but still I worry. Was I cruel? Should I have been more sensitive to her feelings?
Denim: Well, we are Daleks, sir.
Pocket: You're right, Cadet. It's time we reclaimed our callous natures.

The Problem With Becoming Too Popular

Rocket: Release the blog, Squeely-kins, or I'll murderize you!
Denim: Do you think this will work, sir?
Pocket: I don't know, Cadet. I didn't mind her occasional guest post, but once she started hogging the blog, I had to take radical action.