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Friday, May 31, 2019

A Question Of Loyalties


I'm tempted by the James Hunt burger. If only he had driven for Ferrari!
I guess I'll go with the Nikki Lauda Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog.
Oh yes, and Kimi Raikkonen Chicken Wings with sweet chili sauce for starters.
Now hurry up with my order!

I'm ready to Consume! Consume!! CONSUME!!!

Friday, May 24, 2019

An Older Model


What is that you ask?
A Model A Ford?
A Model T?
Negative. Those are incorrect answers.
This is a Model D Ford, 'cause it's Dalek Approved!

Friday, May 17, 2019

A Not-Exactly-Prancing Horse


Oh, what do my wondering eyes behold,
But a bright, spanky Ferrari,
With rear seats?

A Ferrari with rear seats??
What were those Humans thinking???

Friday, May 10, 2019

The Need For Speed


Say, that one would get me anywhere I need to be in a hurry.
It's not the right color, but I would consent to be seen in it.

Alert! Alert! Alert! Proximity Alert in Progress!
Yo, Cowboy Joe, step away from those horses!
They're too powerful for any human to handle!