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Monday, May 30, 2016

How Many Words Is A Picture Worth?


Pocket: Okay, commence the test.
Denim: Aesthetic. Alluring. Amazing. Angelic. 
Pocket: Great start. Keep on going.
Denim: Appealing. Ah...Astonishing. Astounding. Attractive. Awesome.  
Pocket: Doing well so far.
Denim: Beautiful. Bewitch--
Pocket: Halt! Stick with the A's for now.
Denim: But sir, I've run out!
Pocket: I want at least thirty more beginning with the letter A before we move on to B.
Denim: Sir, are you sure a picture is literally worth 1,000 words?
Pocket: That's what we're attempting to ascertain. Continue, Cadet.
Denim: Alright-e-o, sir.
Pocket: Excuse me?
Denim: I mean, absolutely sir.
Pocket: Now you're just being flippant...

Sunday, May 29, 2016

The Ravenous Ravager


Pocket: So, are you glad you saved that extra slice for later, Cadet?
Denim: I'm so hungry now, I'll probably ingest it so quickly I won't appreciate the flavor.
Pocket: You mean you're hungry like a wolf?
Denim: Sir, I'm so ravenous, my roundels are sprouting lupine hair!

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Forlorn Food


Denim: That extra slice is calling out to me, sir.
Pocket: If you eat it now, you won't be able to enjoy it later, Cadet.
Denim: But it seems so forlorn!

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

In the Presence of Greatness


Pocket: Outer casing damaged, a missing optical receptor, but still doing your duty? 
When I grow up, I want to be just like you!

Sunday, May 22, 2016

The Invisible Enemy


Pocket: Alert! Alert! 
The Doctor has learned the secret of invisibility! 
The enemy of the Dalek race can not be detected! 
Exterminate all shadows!! 
EXTERMINATE ALL SHADOWS!!!

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Heads In The Clouds


Denim: Such barrenness! Such desolation! What a beautiful wasteland you've discovered, sir.
Pocket: You truly belong with the Dalek race, Cadet, up among the clouds.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

The Measure of One's Worth


Pocket: Maui's stark sunlight reminds one of one's inimitable greatness.
Denim: How so, sir?
Pocket: We cast long shadows, do we not?

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Donuts On A Stick


Denim: Donuts on a stick?
Pocket: I prefer the term Shish-ke-nuts.
Denim: Not bad. Do you think it will catch on?
Pocket: If the stick is sharp enough.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Too Much Goodness


Denim: If you want to start on the beans and rice, I'll dig into the chimichanga.
Pocket: My senses are reeling. There's just too much goodness!

Saturday, May 7, 2016

It's All Cool


Pocket: After that hot salsa, we'll need something to cool ourselves down.
Denim: Luckily, refreshment is always nearby.

Friday, May 6, 2016

Hula Heat


Pocket: Now they're putting pineapple in salsa? That's insane!
Denim: No, it's Hawaii.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

The Death of Hope: Part 2




Artist: You matter to me.
Blue: I know. But feeling like I was actually mattered to Gunmetal and Sapphire would have been nice too.
Artist: I guess no matter whether you're born a Dalek, or how hard you try to please them, some people will always see you as a Cyberman.
Blue: Whatever. It'll be nice to return home, and see my friends again. I'm just not sure what details of our trip I should relate to Pocket and Denim. 
Artist: Just tell them you enjoyed your trip, and thank them for sending us.
Blue: But that's not completely true.
Artist: Perhaps not. But in family situations, it's often best to smile quietly, than speak the truth that's in your heart.
Blue: Not a lot of other species realize that Daleks have hearts.
Artist: Yes, but then few species are as perceptive as Daleks.