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Friday, July 26, 2019

The Return of the Hand


Denim: Alert! Alert!! Mutant Attack!!!
Pocket: Relax, Cadet. It's just Thing.
Denim: You mean it's not dangerous?
Pocket: Not at all. It's only the disembodied hand from The Addams Family.
Denim: It looks like it lost a few fingers.
Pocket: Sadly, it didn't fare so well in The Attack of the Killer Crabs.

Friday, July 19, 2019

Defending The Homeland


Denim: I wonder if this is what Skaro looks like.
Pocket: That war torn wasteland? Why would you want to go there?
Denim: Well, it is our planet of origin. 
Pocket: Earth is our home now. We must protect it from the Human warmongers.
Denim: But sir, some politicians claim that nuclear winter is survivable.
Pocket: What politicians? Let me at 'em! I'll Exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE them!

Friday, July 12, 2019

A Necessary Disguise


Denim: When you said "Catching rays," I didn't realize you meant Ray Bans.
Pocket: These aren't Ray Bans. They're just a protective and colorful disguise.
Denim: Why are we disguised again?
Pocket: We don't want the Humans to panic when they see us.
Denim: Or exclaim how cute we are, and take us home.
Pocket: Thus, the protective nature of our disguise.

Friday, July 5, 2019

Ensnared By Ambition


Denim: Sir, how can I possibly get everything into my picture?
Pocket: Focus, Cadet. Concentrate on one thing. 
Denim: But it's all so impossibly interesting.
Pocket: Yes, but what is it that you really want to paint?
Denim: Everything!
Pocket: Well, you can't paint everything.
Denim: I can try!
Pocket: That's the problem with ambition. It distracts you from the one thing you really care about.