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Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween

Pocket & Denim: Trick or Treat! Trick or Treat!!
TRICK OR TREAT!!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Meeting New Friends

Denim: Can we take him home?
Pocket: I don't think there is enough room left in the suitcase.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Beach Safety Tip 2

Pocket: Always study the waves before getting in the water.
Denim: And try to swim where there is a lifeguard on duty.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Reflections From McDonalds: Be Eco-Friendly


Denim: Islanders quickly learn not to squander their resources.
Pocket: Every place is more beautiful when people don't litter.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Reflections From McDonalds: Support Your Local Team


Denim: Why is McDonalds advertising free NFL videos in Kauai, if Hawaii doesn't have an NFL franchise?
Pocket: Sixty-nine players from the University of Hawaii have been drafted into the National Football League, and the state gets behind their players. The NFL Pro Bowl in Honolulu every February is always sold out. Still, they're too far from the mainland to get awarded a franchise.
Denim: I guess that means that folks who live in areas that have NFL franchises should support their teams more. 
Pocket: I suppose, provided they don't watch NFL games when Doctor Who is on.
Denim: Especially not episodes involving Daleks.
Pocket: That goes without saying.
Denim: Then why say it?
Pocket: Why say what?
Denim: Why say "That goes without saying" if it goes without saying?
Pocket: What do you mean? I don't understand your question? Are you trying to confuse me? Confuse me? CONFUSE ME?!? CONFUSE ME!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Reflections From McDonalds: Try New Menu Items


Pocket: Wouldn't it be great if the McDonalds on Kauai offered a banana pie?


Denim: They do, but only for a limited time.
Pocket: I love this filling!
Denim: Ooh! Yum! Ouch! Say, be careful: this pie's hot!

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Reflections From McDonalds: Eat Mor Chikin


Pocket: I wonder what makes the McChicken sandwich taste so good?
Denim: That's easy. McDonalds raises their chickens free-range, and feed them well.



Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Reflections From McDonalds: Keep Alert


If possible, keep an eye on your car, and never leave valuables in plain sight.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

A Fusion of Cultures


Pocket: Pizza in Kauai? Shouldn't we be having Kalua Pork, a Moco Loco, or something with Spam in it?
Denim: The Hawaiians are a welcoming people, and embrace all traditions. Especially ones with good food.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Hulk Smash Bread


Denim: So this is why they pressurize the cabins in United Economy Plus. It looks like Hulk smashed it!
Pocket: We're going to have fun making sandwiches out of this.