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Friday, June 28, 2019

Of Waves And Rays


Denim: Whoa, that was a big wave!
Pocket: That's why I opted to stay back.
Denim: I can't help it, sir. I want to see Master and Mistress snorkeling.
Pocket: What's to see? Two Humans swimming?
Denim: Oh, I can only imagine the kinds of fish they're seeing!
Pocket: I think I'll lay back and catch some rays.
Denim: Like Manta Rays? Do you think Master and Mistress could ride a Manta Ray?
Pocket: Why not? They're fairly resourceful. The sky's the limit!

Friday, June 21, 2019

Strategically Placed Carrots



Pocket: Nicely done, Cadet. You've assembled a very appealing tostada.
Denim: Actually sir, it's a plate of nachos.
Pocket: Of course it is! Master does like his lettuce, doesn't he?
Denim: I suppose he's gearing up for his trip to Maui.
Pocket: What? Why wasn't I notified?
Denim: I'm not sure. I did hear him mention that Rex and K-9 hadn't had a trip in awhile.
Pocket: This cannot be believed! He'd never leave us behind!
Denim: Don't worry, sir. I've taken steps.
Pocket: How do you mean?
Denim: Well sir, by strategic placement of the carrot slices--
Pocket: You're making a subliminal suggestion of those wild chickens that roam the islands.
Denim: I thought you'd approve.
Pocket: I'd approve of anything that gets us back to Hawaii. Even unauthorized exterminations!
Denim: Since when have Exterminations required official sanction?
Pocket: You know what I mean.

Friday, June 14, 2019

A TARDIS Tea Cozy


Pocket: So Cadet, what do you think of the new TARDIS tea cozy?
Denim: It should keep the tea infinitely hotter inside the pot than outside.
Pocket: Ah, you're riffing off that whole relative dimensions angle.
Denim: Well spotted. That's why you're still the boss. 
Pocket: Thanks, Cadet. I do my best to stay relevant.
Denim: Rest assured, sir, the Doctor may change, but you'll remain!
Pocket: Thanks Cadet. You're a keeper too.

Friday, June 7, 2019

Egging On The Species


Denim: Sir, what's the big deal with Cage Free Eggs?
Pocket: Humans want their chickens to fly, and be free.
Denim: Doesn't that make it hard to collect the eggs?
Pocket: That's the whole point, Cadet. They've created a whole host of new sports. 
Denim: Like an Egg And Spoon Race? Or an Egg Toss?
Pocket: Don't forget the most famous of them all: the Egg Hunt. 
Denim: So this Kindness To Chickens is really about breeding stronger and smarter Humans?
Pocket: How do you think they reached the top of this planet's food chain?