Visual Sensors: Chopped Carrot and Cheetos identified.
Query: What is the large, round object?
Answer Requested Immediately: Is it a bomb I must defuse?
Shape Recognition Software: Activated.
Object is an egg wrapped in sausage and coated in bread crumbs.
Data Records Search: Object is called a Scotch Egg.
Query: Is the lord of Clovelly really a Scottish laird?
Query: Did Will Carey claim Scottish ancestry?
Query: What do you mean,
you don't know the answer to my simple questions?
Ah, a Jammie Dodger.
At last, a real treat!
Contentment Factor: 100%
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