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Saturday, April 16, 2016

The Mystery Pie


Denim: Look what Mistress made!
Pocket: It looks scrumptious. I wonder what's beneath the Cookies & Cream frosting?
Denim: You don't think it could be a cake, do you?
Pocket: A cake in a pie? Be logical!
Denim: So how often do you see a pie topped with cake frosting?
Pocket: That's a point.
Denim: I suppose it's your duty to cut out a slice. 
Pocket: It's my duty to ensure Master's safety.
Denim: Precisely.
Pocket: Bring me a knife, Cadet.
Denim: Yes sir!

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