A Problem with a Shoe

Supreme: "Hey, you there, crossing the street! Come back! I need you to investigate my clog immediately!"

You know, this job is really cutting into my Exterminating time. If only the shop owner would let me threaten passersby. Silly human: he doesn't think threatening people with Extermination is good for business. Ah well, perhaps a new approach is called for.

Hm, let's see. How about this?

There once was a Dalek 

Who lived in a shoe,

He made fewer sales, 

Than a cow says moo.

So he modulated his broadcast frequencies 
And soothed his customers asleep,

He took their money, exchanged their shoes, 

Then away he did NOT creep!
Instead, he flew off on a sunny holiday,
Exterminating, Exterminating, Exterminating away,
So be wary of a Dalek,
When he wants to play!

Yes, that might Exterminate customer apathy.