Pocket Dalek and Friends: The Dalek Truth

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Friday, March 15, 2019

I've been hearing a lot about "Fake News" lately.

Frankly, it's all nonsense. If it's been printed, it's true.

So I'm printing my own book.

It's called The Dalek Truth.

Chapter 1: If you don't believe everything I say,

I'll Exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE YOU!!!

The Dalek Truth will be available in all good bookstores.

While there is no requirement to buy,

Supreme Dalek strongly urges you to do so.

Pocket Dalek and Friends