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Friday, December 20, 2019

Golf With Tulips


Denim: Hooray! The Tulips are out of the fridge.
Pocket: Now it's time to plant them.
 

Denim: Sir, all this work will seriously deplete my energy reserves.
Pocket: If it helps, think of planting bulbs as putting.


Denim: Look sir, a hole-in-one!
Pocket: Imagine how twenty hole-in-ones will improve our Golf averages.

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