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Friday, April 17, 2020

Missing Terry Pratchett


Pocket: I miss Terry Pratchett.
Denim: I loved his Discworld novels.
Pocket: He was as regular as clockwork. Every year, another novel.
Denim: He could almost have been a Dalek.
Pocket: If his stories had been a little more realistic, maybe so.
Denim: How do you mean?
Pocket: Well, Discworld rests atop four enormous elephants, right?
Denim: Yes. And those elephants stand atop a gigantic turtle.
Pocket: Exactly. I mean, how can anyone believe in a gigantic animal?

 

Denim: Great question, sir. I'll have to ponder that one.

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